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vidiots
Eminem's New Video Mocks Women, Lesbians, Bret Michaels, Himself
Eminem's been away, and clearly his time off was spent watching reality TV, visiting blogs and reading tabloids. His new video, "We Made You," opens with the rapper dressed as Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. [Jezebel] -
celebrity science
CNN's Lesbian Hippie Not Worried About Oversharing
CNN doesn't talk about Anderson Cooper's sexuality. The network and anchor have their reasons. Jane Velez-Mitchell at CNN's Headline News is taking a slightly more open approach. More » -
lindsay lohan
Degeneres and Lohan Use the Weekend to Illustrate Hollywood Lesbian Do's and Dont's
Congratulations are in order for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who married Saturday night in an intimate ceremony held on the grounds of their California home. The brides both wore Zac Posen and exchanged handwritten vows promising to love each other "in sickness and in health, for as long as no pesky cameramen get in the way." Attendance was capped at 19, all the better to exclude potential wedding crasher Barbara Walters. More » -
blind item guessing game
No One Can Be a Secret Lesbian in Peace Anymore
"Just found out the the former President of my company is a lesbian. She was married w/ 4 kids! HINT—I work in Publishing," whispers a snitch on the YouBeMom parenting messageboard. No, not Bonnie Fuller, the secret lesbian was an "editor," someone else chimes in. Or, wait: "Wasn't an editor, she was in Advertising.. she has her own company now." Despite the unholy thread that unspools, we still have no idea who the secret lesbian—posited to be somewhere inside Conde Nast—could be. In case you were wondering what else these moms have on their shriveled little minds: More » -
duh
Celebrity Media Finally Ready to Admit That Lindsay Lohan Is Dating a Girl
Oh look, everyone's finally starting to catch on to the whole Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson clambake. The Mirror is reporting that deejay Sam's deejay/producer brother Mark and his girlfriend approve of her lesbadoodle relationship with actress and former skiing enthusiast Lindsay. Mark's girlfriend Daisy (also a deejay?) says "Their relationship is totally genuine. And they're just so sweet together." Aw, that's nice. Couple that with the new Life & Style magazine cover (above), and it looks as though the mainstream celebrity-industrial complex is finally ready to accept what people like us have been talking about for a month. Though, heh, we were a little slow to catch on, too. Now I'm not going to get into the whole "this would be so much different if it were two men" thing, so I'll just leave you with a video of Ronson after the jump. More » -
clues
Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Soulmate Foreshadowed In Mean Girls
For some reason we are strangely obsessed with actress and reformed party girl Lindsay Lohan's totes heroic lesbian relationship. Maybe it's because we never saw it coming. Gay rumors just don't seem to affix themselves to female celebrities as much as they do to their hunky, becoiffed male counterparts (yoohooooo Chacey!) and she seemed to enjoy dating mens. Though maybe we should have detected some early signs. Look at the hungry gleam in the young actress's eyes as costar Rachel McAdams (where'd she go?) tells her a tale of Sapphistry in the 2004 film Mean Girls. Really, look at it! The video is above. If you need a more direct lesbian reading of the scene, you can read a revised transcript here. (Yes we realize that this is totally silly.) -
paris las vegas
Las Vegas' Very Special Gay Cards
As Alex Pareene once said with a certain joie de vivre, "Leave it to the French to [insert something racy here]." Well, it doesn't get much racier than advertising to the gays—unless it's advertising to the lesbians! So Paris Las Vegas is appropriating a bit of that fake French savoir faire for their new ad campaign, which features the understated slogan, "Everything's sexier in Paris Las Vegas." Points to them for being inclusive, in a rather blunt and unsophisticated way. Gay-targeted ad pictured; lesbian-targeted ad (the content of which you might be able to guess), after the jump. More » -
herogram
Why Lindsay Lohan is a Gay Hero
Those photos of actress and pop singer Lindsay Lohan nuzzling her "close friend," DJ Samantha Ronson, have attracted surprisingly little attention. A lot of female celebrities pretend to have girl crushes—it's edgy—and at first we automatically dismissed the images as publicity-seeking. Even the confirmation of a relationship by Lohan's semi-estranged father can be dismissed as his own quest for attention. But the relationship between the freshly rehabbed star and her lesbian friend is quite extraordinary, and here's why:
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lesbians
Edgy Filmmakers Explore Girl-On-Girl Kissing
Oh, wow, so have you heard this crazy thing about how female bisexuality is kind of hot right now? And how apparently female celebrities are hooking up with other women to boost their cachet, and TV shows are depicting girls kissing other girls, and there's this cutting-edge idea of sexuality being a spectrum instead of an either-or thing? Yes? The media strapped on lesbian-curious themes years ago and has been ramming them down your throat despite muffled cries for mercy? Well, unfortunately, Harvard-trained medical anthropologist Brittany Blockman, 27, didn't hear about any of these exciting developments in the evolution of American sexuality until Mischa Barton kissed some other actress on The OC, and she's been busy appropriating girl-on-girl sexuality for a documentary called Bi The Way that just came out. Her co-director was another (self-described) naive 27-year-old, Josephine Decker, who told the Times Style section she is totally dying to have one of those lesbian flings that are so hot right now: More » -
cannes film festival
Today in Cannes Hell: Market Lags for Everything But Photos of Lindsay Lohan Making Out With Samantha Ronson
As we established previously, little is happening movie- or industry-wise at the Cannes Film Festival; even Croisette-weary NY Times critic A.O. Scott is officially on the record now with his ambivalence about this year's crop. As such, we lead today's fest news round-up not with the general befuddlement over Synecdoche, New York or continued rapture around Che, but with the only story worth our consideration as the event slumps, thuds and dies until a phoenix-like restoration in 2009: OMG Is Lindsay, like, totally kissing Samantha Ronson? Morepress conference photosshameless paparazzi indulgence after the jump. More » -
lesbians
Cynthia Nixon's Girlfriend a Big Ol' Dyke, OK?
The Daily Mail explains, as if it's 1984, that even though the Sex and the City actress and her girlfriend look totally different, they still support each other. They even do things (dinner and the theater) that heterosexual couples do. They cannot stay away from quoting various descriptors of Christine Marinoni: "a great big lesbian in a lumberjack shirt" who is "short and dumpy" and "makes a point of being as unladylike as possible." Hey, Brits: we call ladies like that butch, and she could kick your ass. It's suggested that Nixon is keeping her life with her lesbian partner "discreet" as she promotes the most heterosexual movie of all time. [Daily Mail] -
hiding in hip hop
Gay Hip Hop Secrets Revealed: Lesbian Edition
Hiding in Hip Hop, entertainment industry vet Terrance Dean's coy tell-all book about the gay secrets of famous people in the music world and Hollywood at large, has not exhausted all of its blind items. Not by a long shot. And I was forced to read (a large portion of) this book, so I plan to bring these gay celebrity blind items to you, the curious masses. Today: the lesbians! And at least one is very obvious: More » -
jackie warner
Workout Star Called "Negative Icon"
Jackie Warner, the personal trainer star of Bravo's reality show Workout and popular fantasy girlfriend of straight women, is facing a fan backlash for acting rude on the show. They're calling for a boycott! Apparently she fired a guy named Peeler (rudely), and now she's being branded as a "negative icon to the gay community." Harsh! Shouldn't that type of forceful condemnation be reserved for, you know, Perez Hilton? [LA Rag Mag] -
trends
American Housewives Wanna Get With This Lesbian
Many and many straight, married gals get all hot and woozy when they watch sinewy lesbian Jackie Warner flex that sweaty six-pack on Bravo's reality show Work Out. "Andy Cohen, senior vice president of programming and production for Bravo, said: 'Straight women across the country are not only obsessed with the show, they are obsessed with Jackie.' Obsessed? 'I cannot tell you how many of the e-mails that we got from last year’s ‘Work Out’ reunion that were women saying, ‘I am married. I have never looked at another woman. I have a huge crush on Jackie,’ Mr. Cohen said." But Jackie's all, meh.
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closet space
Ellen Page Mans Up On Leno, Forcing Jay To Actually Come Up With A Few Of His Own Jokes
Despite her "power lesbian" publicist vehemently lashing out against all those pesky lesbian rumors, Ellen Page still has her work cut out for her when it comes to convincing us she doesn't (even on occasion) prefer girls. The Smart People star appeared on Leno last night to obediently promote the film, and even though Page got slightly more gussied up than usual in a tight-ish dress and heels, her inability to cross those legs comfortably coupled with an imitation of what someone looks like "lifting weights in the sunshine" did little to disspell our suspicions. More » -
blind items
Who Is the Disgruntled Lesbian?
E! online's Ted Casablanca loves to dish at length, on Fridays, about anonymous celebrities and their crazy, crazy lives. Today he talks about "Browhilda Frown-Free" a successful actress who likes to sleep with women. She has fake relationships with men, like you do in Hollywood, but her current pretend suitor is making some unpleasant noise about her Sapphistry. She's not happy! Hollywood is scandalized! In secret! Casablanca goes on at length, after the jump. More » -
blind items
Who Is the Sapphic Striker?
New York Daily News is teasing us about a lady Hollywood type (a "TV vixen" they call her!) who shacked up in New York City during her strike vacation and spent romantical time with... another woman. Who could it be? We'll give you a hint at our theory: it starts with an "S" and ends with an "ue Johanson even though she lives in Canada and it's definitely not her but it would be so great if it was." [NYDN via Queerty] Hey, guessing lesbians is fun! We should do it more often. More » -
blind items
Sexy, Sexy Guessing Game
PageSix ran two particularly prurient blind items this morning. The first is about a surreptitious fondler of ladies, the second a fashion designer with a Sapphic taste for Latinas. I'm really bad at figuring these things out, but am, pathetically, infinitely curious.- "Which D-list TV star, who's famous for getting paid to party, distracts skirted ladies by pouring liquor down their throats as he gropes them?"
- "Which fashion designer is lying to her actor beau? While she proclaims her love for her man, New York insiders say she really prefers 'butch Mexican and Latino women'"
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books
FBI Lesbian Sex Details!
Back in the 1990s, crime author Patricia Cornwell (of the Kay Scarpetta series) seduced Margo Bennett, an FBI agent. It sort of didn't work out: Bennett's husband, also an agent, planned a kidnapping and attempted murder in revenge. (Perhaps proving that most men are only into the film versions of lesbian affairs). Love's a bitch! Page Six details the hot action, as detailed by upcoming book Twisted Triangle. More » -
lolz
Have you seen the website "men who look like old lesbians"? Its genius lies in its simplicity. We have never been able to put our finger, before, on what exactly it is about Kyle MacLachlan and Psychedelic Furs singer Richard Butler and Canadian singer-songwriter Bruce Cockburn (pictured) but: that's what it is. -
modern hate
Hey Andrew, Virginia Smith Ditched You Because You Were A Gay Slut And Probably AIDSy
In the yet-to-be written history of women and lesbians who've done important things during what they used to call the AIDS crisis—Rebecca Brown, who wrote the best book to date about AIDS, Terry McGovern, who founded the HIV Law Project, basically the whole staff of the staff of the Center for HIV Law and Policy—has there been any greater hero than this week's Modern Love columnist, Virginia A. Smith? More » -
adult education
Westchester Parents Appalled By Hot Instructional Brochures
Students at a Westchester middle school accidentally received a sex ed lesson that was informative, helpful, and totally awesome. Kids were given a brochure that "included material on oral and anal sex and how lesbians can protect themselves from HIV," and now all those annoying commuter parents are outraged and shocked. Thousands of childhoods sullied by descriptions of assplay! More » -
defamer
No Non-Alice Lesbianism Behind The 'Brady' Scenes: Publisher
Generations of Brady Bunch fans were shocked to learn of the Marcia/Jan lesbian teen romp rumors that set the internets ablaze on Friday, finding it difficult to envision Marcia combing the back of her mullet 100 times before engaging her sister in a vigorous tribbing session beneath a faded Billie Jean King poster. It promised to be the most unforgettable chapter of Here's the Story, Maureen McCormick's upcoming memoir—and one the publisher doesn't remember reading: More » -
scissor sisters
A Very Brady Sapphic Awakening
Some months ago, titillating news of a Brady Bunch porn led us to indulge our wildest combined-'70s-sitcom-family fantasies, as we shamefully revealed for you the most outrageous Brady-on-Brady coupling our filthy minds could conjure: Jan taking out years of frustration on her more popular sister with one sweaty, unhinged hate-fuck. Were we only to know just how close to the truth we were: More » -
casting couch
'Real Simple': Only Attractive Families Need Apply
Are you and your family free this Thursday, July 26? Are you attractive? Can you read an ad that's only barely written in English? Then you may be able to participate in a Real Simple photo shoot! You'll even get $200! More » -
the l-word
'Elle' Cultivates Lucrative Lipstick Lesbian Demographic
A special advertising section on Elle is sponsored by the Showtime series The L Word. Hmm, what do they think these lesbians are buying these days? A lot of pretty fugly clothes and jewelry, that's what! More » -
business week
'Business Week' Editor, Former Gang Member, Lives In Terror Of Roving Packs Of Lesbians
When it came time for Business Week assistant managing editor Bruce Nussbaum to do jury duty in New York City last week, he found himself assigned to a high-profile case. The suspects—who had been charged in some sort of gang activity—were so intimidating, so menacing, that he feared not only for his life, but also for his family's: "One of [the connotations] that crossed my mind was, you know, a nationally organized gang, very powerful, that could reach out and try to influence members of the jury." Of what horrible gang could Nussbaum have been so very afraid? Especially since the tough guy admitted he was himself in a Lower East Side gang in the 1960s. (That experience must serve him well in the corridors of Business Week!) More » -
lesbians
'Voice' Article Makes Lesbians Aggressive
Chole Hilliard's Village Voice cover story features a description of a party where AGs ("agressives," or butch, "masculine" lesbians) fight thuggishly for control of "femmes."When two AGs get into a pushing match over a femme, one shouts, "Suck my dick, nigga! I'll fuck your whole shit up!" Friends break it up, pulling one outside the club to get the story. One of the women had tried to talk to the other's girlfriend while her back was turned. But it's a common occurrence. No femme, committed or not, is really off-limits
One of the profile's subjects, the Lab party's promoter Madison, has taken issue with Hilliard's portrayal, posting a scathing rebuttal on girlzparty.com. More » -
anna nicole smith
Anna Nicole Smith: Way Realer Lesbian Than Britney
Sandi Powledge may have been—ok, definitely was— "the furthest thing from glamour" when she met Anna Nicole Smith in 1991. But, according to the Houston Chronicle, that didn't stop the pair from embarking on a "tumultous love affair" that began in Texas, endured through Anna's rise to Playmate of the Year, and was finally ended by Anna's drinking and her inability to stay monogamous. "She was just hungry for love, hungry for approval—just like a bucket with a hole in the bottom," Powledge says. Oh, Anna! If only things had gone another way. But alas, Sandi Powledge just couldn't fill your hole. More » -
anna nicole smith
Page Six Pranked By Fake Anna Nicole Assistant
Did former Anna Nicole Smith assistant Kimberly Walther actually ramble on "her blog" about Howard K. Stern's guilt, as Page Six reported this morning? Apparently, we were all naive to think so. Entertainment Tonight will feature an interview tonight with the formerly purple-haired, still Anna-tribute-tattooed lesbian, in which she supports Howard K. Stern's paternity claims and maintains that she "would never think that [Howard] would do anything to harm either Daniel or Anna." The weird thing is, we kind of believe her. Would a woman with a tattoo of Anna Nicole Smith lie? We'll find out when we get ours! More » -
britney spears
Britney's Lesbian Life: A Professional Perspective
The real story of the week was the Sapphic cravings of popstitute Britney Spears. We turned to Lisa Parrish, the Hookup blogger for "The L Word"-based Our Chart, a randy lady-based social networking site, for help in dealing with the accusations of lesbian lady-craving leveled at Britney Spears in this week's In Touch and everywhere else. More » -
page six
'Page Six' On Margaret Cho: Well, They Nailed the "Chubby-Cheeked" Part
The lead item in today's Page Six quotes embattled hip hop diva Foxy Brown as saying that "everyone reads Page Six with a grain of salt." Omg, how dare she? Everyone knows that Page Six is a totally infallible record of truth. Except, of course, when it comes to easily factcheckable details like which Wilson bro has a funny nose and whether or not gay icon comedy stars are, themselves, gay. To wit: In another item today, about Margaret Cho's election to venerable San Francisco-based sex toy emporium Good Vibration's board of directors, Cho is id'd as "the chubby-cheeked lesbian comic." Hmm. We had kind of always thought, based on every stand up routine of hers we've ever seen, that Cho was a fan of both the pole and the hole. Confirmation was sought and found at a funny website that called U.S. Asians ("Margaret Cho. A Funny Lady and she is Korean?!?!?!), and the part in her Wikipedia entry that says she's married to a dude. We're going to go ahead and say that Page Six called this one wrong. Perhaps Foxy, in spite of being deaf and apparently kind of dumb, got the grain of salt thing right. You know, maybe. More » -
crime
Taxi Driver Beset by Gun-Toting Vampire Lesbian Model Author
Really, you're just not going to see a lede better than this:A city cabby involved in an infamous tussle with the first openly lesbian Playboy Playmate warned investigators that his shapely passenger was really a vampire who threatened him with her deadly Dracula teeth.
The vampire in question is Stephanie Adams — Miss November 1992 and author of a New Age tome — shown here before her lawsuit versus the NYPD for rough treatment back in June. Seems cabbie Eric Darko (no relation to Donnie), who picked her up in Chelsea, refused to take her to her door, they argued, she called the cops, and then he called the cops and told them she had a gun. Cops did their Bad Boys routine on Adams, leading to lawsuit, and then the cabbie's revelation that she might not have a gun, but she was still dangerously undead. The cabbie has been recommended for "psychiatric evaluation." Reached for comment, Adams only murmured, "Sweet, precious, heterosexual blood," before vanishing in a puff of lesbian smoke. More » -
sports
Who Had Any Idea There Were Things to Say About the WNBA?
A strangely overenthusiastic reader writes in with a lengthy report from last night's New York Liberty game, reporting on celebs in attendance (and unveiling the team's new-to-us nickname, the Libs). The dedicated fan, however, seems to have messed an essential part of the WNBA. More »
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