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    Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    04/06/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    Even her horse doesn't like her.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    04/04/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    Is she related to "Tyra" photog Giles Bensimon?
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    Oh, do I have to post this once again? Jill is 45 and I have the yearbook picture to prove it.
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    The price of her Hamptons manse was up HERE. Now it's down HERE.
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    Image of JohnQPublic JohnQPublic
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I have posted this before, but I am still baffled. In Entertainment Weekly, Bethenny is 38 years old. Jill=45. Alex=35. The Countess is... drumroll... 43. Ramona owns up to being 52.


    Kudos to Ramona for being the only honest "housewife" on that dopey show.


    The Countess is 43? I'm Richard Nixon.

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    04/03/09

    @JohnQPublic: v. ironic that the countess says she's 43; she obviously can't 'count'.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I hope she's at least still sexing Sam Top Chef.
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    Image of WhoaMama WhoaMama
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I really think you got the age wrong by more than "give-or-take" years. She's more 44 than 54, for sure.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @WhoaMama: It was obvs a joke. Has everyone in here turned into a Jezebeler?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    04/03/09

    @bytememehard: Yes, unfortunately. Before you know it they'll be telling Richard he can make fun of her behavior but not call her a cinnamon stick or fruit roll up.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Right? Effin feminazis and diesel dikes!
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I agree with you all - she looks HORRIBLE in that picture. Ugh! So that's what a train wreck looks like. Me no wantz.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/03/09

    @son of spam: She is better two-dimensional, trust me.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @BookishLookish: She has two dimensions?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    "Hey Richard. It's me Kelly. Look, I like unravel. Didn't he compose 'Bolero'? Yeah, I danced to that once, all 12 minutes. Because, Maurice, was like, my, like best friend. Don't bring him into this, okay? I'm up here; Maurice is up here; you're down there. Bestest, Kelly. Killoren Bensimon, that is!"
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    Image of GoRo GoRo
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I think she could write a book like the Countess did - call it Model Behavior and tell people how to be nice to people.


    She could watch reruns of the shows and write the opposite.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @GoRo: Class With The Cuntess
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    04/03/09

    @GoRo: Inappropriate Instances with an Ignorant Imbecile
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I hear ShamWow is desperately hunting for a new low-grade pitch person.
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    Image of Kari's Favorite Mark Kari's Favorite Mark
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    She's 54? Props.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: While for 54 she looks fab, for 40, not so much.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    04/03/09

    @bytememehard: Really? I think she looks pretty freakin fab for 40 too. At least in that picture, since I've never seen her anywhere else.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @DahlELama: Yeah, that picture in a highly photoshopped ad photo. Do a Google search to see what her Royal Orangeness really looks like. BTW, what is this, fucking Jezebel today?
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    Image of cupie cupie
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    How did she manage to accrue such wealth? Does modeling for Saks and jumping horses over kiddie sized picket fences dole out that sort of cash? Still, having a home worth potentially 10 million bucks is quite nice.......as is having legs that look like the fence posts.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @cupie: Child support.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I hear that Chico's is looking for someone.
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    Image of minou minou
    04/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: Oooooooh. That burns.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/03/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon's Life Continues to Unravel
    I'm sure there's a skin dye and teeth bleach facility that will be glad to get her on board.
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