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mattchew03
09/07/09

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Anybody know if we're going to get posts tonight? This is vital information to me, considering the fact that I don't have a life.
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God
09/07/09

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You mean SLOTH day, Kamesy. SLOTH day. How long will the tyranny of socialized R&R destroy our magnificent nation? I just heard that Satan actually encouraged his minions to take naps and play with their kids. The evil bastard.

As usual, I did the right thing and told my angels over my morning pedicure that if anyone slacked off today, I'd cut off their vision and dental. But then Archangel Michael reminded me that I had already done that to everyone last Sloth Day because I was totally coked out of my mind and it seemed like a great way to fuck with those nerds. So, I'll be reinstating my angels' vision and dental later this evening just so I can cut them again tomorrow morning. Fighting communism is a 24/7 job.
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Magister
09/07/09

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Labor Day... Socialists!
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
09/07/09

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Labour Day 2009, and Jimmy Hoffa is President of the AFL-CIO.
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Glib and Bitchy
09/07/09

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Favorite workforce dance number -- ever.
Happy Labor Day to all.
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jasonelias
09/06/09

In reply to For The Workforce!
A clip of Young Michael Jackson at the MDA telethon in 1974...
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
09/07/09

@jasonelias: this is one of the better MJ dance videos I've seen. Stunning.

Ah, what memories --those wee hours of the telethon when Jerry would start to get extra crazed and cocky.
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Glib and Bitchy
09/07/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Vague recollection of the days when the telethon was an almost all-New York affair, Jerry was happy to break into 7 figures and every $5 donation seemed so important.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
09/07/09

@Glib and Bitchy: I probably gave him my paper route money a time or two.
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jasonelias
09/07/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Wasn't that cool? Heh, I used to like to see Jerry get amped up like that. It's a far cry from that now...
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lobstr
09/06/09

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..old tymes..
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lobstr
09/06/09

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wait, you mean we're not liveblogging Jerry Lewis' MDA Telethon??
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Foster Kamer
09/06/09

@lobstr: I mean, we can.
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jasonelias
09/06/09

@lobstr: I'm glad to see Jerry's slimmed down. I thought he was going to bust about 5 yrs ago.
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jasonelias
09/06/09

@Foster Kamer: Why not? I'm waiting for Sammy Davis Jr. to come on. Oh god that's right...
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snugbug
09/06/09

@lobstr: I was hoping this would turn into one of those FNFFs of legend I keep hearing about.. Well, the Labor Day weekend is still young.
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lobstr
09/06/09

@Foster Kamer: the local phone bank was my first attempt at a tv hax, age 16.. ;D

[haxxor.tv]
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Foster Kamer
09/06/09

@snugbug: Ha. They were epic. I'll be around. If anything breaks, I'm sure I'll be on it, too. But yes! We can play here. Maybe Ian'll join us, who knows.
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Glib and Bitchy
09/07/09

@jasonelias: Oh man, No Ed.
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jasonelias
09/07/09

@Glib and Bitchy: Yep, I was just thinking about that...
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Xylo
07/04/09

In reply to "We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"
Also, don't forget this Alaska guy's blog: [www.themudflats.net] and his twitter: [twitter.com] His server has been going nuts, so he's limiting comments.
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
07/04/09

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BREAKING NEWS: Mr. Hippity endorses unhealthy nitrate-filled meats and dangerous combustible toys. Handlers wonder how this will impact his future in national politics.
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onebadclam
07/04/09

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: developing...
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MisterHippity
07/04/09

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BREAKING NEWS: I am about to go eat a hot dog and wave some sparklers around.
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Pope John Peeps II
07/04/09

@MisterHippity: I'm waving hot dogs and my mouth hurts SO MUCH.
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
07/04/09

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Breaking: Foster going with beer before liquor. Look for "never sicker" report tomorrow at 8:26 a.m.
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Foster Kamer
07/04/09

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Yeah, right. Bourbon, then beer. Full booze report from day off: two flights of small-batch bourbons, a growler of beer, three jack and cokes. Today: a mimosa, a dark and stormy, a pimm's cup, and possibly, right now, a final Makers on the rocks. See you guys tomorrow; bring coffee. Lots of it.
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Tremonius
07/04/09

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It's like Coney Island Classic over on the Palin Bailin' comment thread, so I'll just add here to the already mentioned looming indictment and book sale theories: the backwater gov wants to position herself in contrast to all the other Repugnants caught in scandals. The polls show preference to quitting on such occasions, yet they all hung on. There's still a Vetter, a Sanford, in office, and Grinch hangs around like a bad odor, and Creepy Craig even hung on to his seat at the Minn/St Paul john till end of term. Simple Sarah will go them one better. She's a quitter! Anytime a storm brews, she's out the door, quicker'n you can say Nixon! Never fear a prolonged impeachment with The Quitter in office!
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Michael Bauser
07/04/09

@Tremonius: The problem with the "she's taking the high road" theory is that Sarah Palin will never, ever admit she did something wrong. The closest she'll get is her deluxe version of the victim act, where she claims that partisan Democrats and the liberal media chased an innocent quiter out of office.

Which would play great with her Heartland Conservative Moron base, unfortunately. If she's still interested in running for President, her poll standings in Iowa will probably improve after this.
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Tremonius
07/06/09

@Michael Bauser: So far, remember, Simple Sarah has not risen above 13% in her own party. Once upon a time, there were 56 million morons at the polls. Where'd they all go? All the edyoukaydead Repugnants say she is a silly non-candidate, so where can she go to grow voters? Not Alaska no more.

Mark Twain says it best. About the holidays now past: "There are more fools killed on the Fourth of July than any other day. But, judging by the number of fools remaining, there simply aren't enough Fourths in any year."

Maybe they lie low, while SS lie high.
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Cheap Shot
07/04/09

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Every commenter for him/herself!
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naugahydeinplainsight
07/04/09

@Cheap Shot: Well, 233 years later, Ben Franklin ("We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately") would be SO proud.
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Carol Gardens
07/04/09

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Just want to say "hi" and that after a day at Coney Island I hate Joe Sitt very very much.
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Tremonius
07/04/09

@Carol Gardens: We visited Coney Island in June 2000. My prior reference point was in how they go to the beach in that region, which was crowds, not even standing room only, miles and miles of humans just standing around on the alleged sand, in Life magazine. But when we went we were practically the only ones there. Also the Metro was clean and safe.

Just not living up to the rep, is all.
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