Aw, look, Bristol's tattoo on his ring finger is coyly peeking out from under his bicep! She must be so proud.
...but seriously, I think these pictures underline that he's a teenager. He's got the body of a teenage guy -- one who keeps pretty trim, but probably not with much effort.
And now my brain's having a very confusing conversation with itself about Levi, Taylor Lautner, pervy photos, and the state of society.
Is "He just wants to say 'Hi'" Page Six-speak for, "His tonsils just want to tactically resolve the 'Is Levi with or without foreskin' question"?
I'm from the West Coast, so I'm unacquainted with up-to-date East Coast colloquialisms.
I have to say that if I was at a sex awards show surrounded by the likes of Sasha Grey and Tera Patrick, an aging male gossip columnist is the last person I'd want to talk to.
That said, Sasha could have had all the face time she wanted!
Based on the swooning going on here, I think this photo shoot will be a net gain for the country. Maybe Levi will be like the Betty Grable of our times, a pretty ass to distract our war/recession-weary minds. #levijohnston
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...but seriously, I think these pictures underline that he's a teenager. He's got the body of a teenage guy -- one who keeps pretty trim, but probably not with much effort.
And now my brain's having a very confusing conversation with itself about Levi, Taylor Lautner, pervy photos, and the state of society.
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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
Really? Because I make a kickass bacon cheeseburger.
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Well, yeah, if you use them as a speedbag.
11/19/09
How many ways are there to spell Hero? One!: L-E-V-I!
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I'm from the West Coast, so I'm unacquainted with up-to-date East Coast colloquialisms.
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#tips
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That said, Sasha could have had all the face time she wanted!
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