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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
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    Image of Sir Winston Thriller Sir Winston Thriller
    11/16/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    I forget--cut or uncut? #levijohnston
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/15/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    A "twuncle"? That would be an older twink for me. #levijohnston
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    "They decided against the hockey rink because it wasn't 'intimate' enough."

    No, they decided against the hockey rink because it's chilly out there on the ice ... and the cold air would make his junk shrink.
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    Edited by MisterHippity at 11/14/09 8:30 PM MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    who would've twunk? #levijohnston
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/15/09

    @MincnglyWhrdL'mer:

    Is twunk the past tense?

    I twink, I will twink, I am twinking, I twunk. #levijohnston
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/15/09

    @MincnglyWhrdL'mer:

    Or, perhaps the poor man has a speech impediment and was actually referring to young Levi's girth... akin to a 'twee twunk'. #levijohnston
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/15/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: maybe levi GAVE him that speech impediment with his tree trunk. sounds like a fun saturday evening to me !!! #levijohnston
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    Hey, hey--that trophy was CLASSY. #levijohnston
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/14/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Yeah, the Oscars aren't just called a 'dude trophy'. #levijohnston
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    Foster - I think your analysis is spot on. Except he sort of started on the other coast, so that would make him more of a media creation in general, rather than letting New York have all of the credit.

    He also makes an interesting contrast with Carrie Prejean. In her case, she's tried to turn herself into a fascination, but the media establishment has decided to beat her down (for valid reasons), pretty much leaving her no choice but to become a trophy wife.

    Which is roughly the same place, I see Levi in 3 years.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/14/09 7:11 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/14/09

    @Magister: Yes to all, plus 11111. Nicely done, Foster.

    Levi seems like a kid from nowhere who was given a chance to be somewhere, after he was used and discarded by powerful people pretending to be things they aren't, and is playing the hand he was dealt.

    Carrie Prejean seems like, well, the younger and prettier version of Sarah Palin, except not as smart.
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    Edited by If_I_Had_a_Poodle at 11/14/09 7:25 PM If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/14/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: ...and he appears to be along for the ride, while she keeps trying to drive. #levijohnston
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/14/09

    @Magister: Well said, yes. The young Alaskan may be on the upward slope. The old one is, praise Allah and the Goddess and any other powers that be, riding the SuperTrain to oblivion. #levijohnston
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/15/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle:

    Levi and Prejean? How about Levi sans jeans?

    Ah, puns. I could keep going for hours. #levijohnston
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

      #levijohnston
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    A "twunk"? The only thing more stupid than that categorization is Playgirl's rationalization for picking it. #levijohnston
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Levi looks exactly like 'Johnny Doe' from Boogie Nights. #levijohnston
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/14/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
    They should have sent a poet. Foster will more than do. #levijohnston
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/14/09

    @MattGaymon: Contact reference? I love that movie. #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/11/09

    In reply to Playgirl Turned Down by High-End Hotel for the Levi Johnston Shoot
    My guest room is free, Levi.

    But really, they should do a guerilla shoot. Just bust into a room at the St. Regis, let photoshop fix the light streaks later. #levijohnston
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    Image of Mike D. Mike D.
    11/11/09

    In reply to Playgirl Turned Down by High-End Hotel for the Levi Johnston Shoot
    Standard Hotel?
    [gothamist.com] #levijohnston
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/11/09

    In reply to Playgirl Turned Down by High-End Hotel for the Levi Johnston Shoot
    Noooooo! My neighbor has a view of the Hotel Rivington, and I have a pretty decent pair of binoculars!!!!! Dammit! I am willing to organize a telethon to make this happen. #levijohnston
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