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11/16/09
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11/14/09
No, they decided against the hockey rink because it's chilly out there on the ice ... and the cold air would make his junk shrink.
11/14/09
11/15/09
Is twunk the past tense?
I twink, I will twink, I am twinking, I twunk. #levijohnston
11/15/09
Or, perhaps the poor man has a speech impediment and was actually referring to young Levi's girth... akin to a 'twee twunk'. #levijohnston
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11/14/09
He also makes an interesting contrast with Carrie Prejean. In her case, she's tried to turn herself into a fascination, but the media establishment has decided to beat her down (for valid reasons), pretty much leaving her no choice but to become a trophy wife.
Which is roughly the same place, I see Levi in 3 years.
11/14/09
Levi seems like a kid from nowhere who was given a chance to be somewhere, after he was used and discarded by powerful people pretending to be things they aren't, and is playing the hand he was dealt.
Carrie Prejean seems like, well, the younger and prettier version of Sarah Palin, except not as smart.
11/14/09
11/14/09
11/15/09
Levi and Prejean? How about Levi sans jeans?
Ah, puns. I could keep going for hours. #levijohnston
11/14/09
#levijohnston
11/14/09
11/14/09
Levi looks exactly like 'Johnny Doe' from Boogie Nights. #levijohnston
11/14/09
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11/11/09
But really, they should do a guerilla shoot. Just bust into a room at the St. Regis, let photoshop fix the light streaks later. #levijohnston
11/11/09
[gothamist.com] #levijohnston
11/11/09
06/14/09
This, strictly speaking, isn't how it happens, allowing for things like deposit availability (when a check clears), but understand that if you deposit cash at 4PM Monday that covers a series of transactions from the weekend that would make you overdrawn does not guarantee you won't get hit with a bundle of overdraft fees. Rationally speaking, it should (after all, if the bank is zeroing out all your daily transactions at once, no money has been lost if you end up with a positive balance), but, you know, banks. If you imagine that an overdrawn amount as a bell that rings every time you are mathematically in the red, you can see how the bell rings five times before you cash deposit hits, and voila, 5 overdraft fees, even though by 7PM Monday your account is adequately funded.
Until federal bank regs are overhauled so that settlement occurs immediately (something that is, generally speaking, technically viable), you can fume at banks all you want, but you can't really stop them, so keep the above in mind, since it mirrors the way accounts were processed before ATMs (this is the 'batch processing' that Gladwell was referring to in his latest opus of idiocy) and various settlement advances happened. It should generally protect you from fee problems, but also will constrain your spending. Just because online banking looks immediate and feels like it is the last word, it may well not be the case.
Generally, avoid combo ATM/Debit cards, and use a monthly intermediary like AMEX to fund card purchasing, or online payments (like PayPal), unless you check on or manage your frequently. AMEX requires more discipline, but the liability issues about a Debit card are not worth the headache, and AMEX has excellent fraud management. When you use AMEX, you are basically withholding final settlement of your liability, which is not a bad personal policy, provided you manage your cash. It will be the only leverage you get, so take what you can, since everyone else is. Your employer makes you wait two weeks for pay, the government holds your estimated takes up to a year before issuing the refund you are due, so why shouldn't you delay final settlement as long as possible?
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