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    Image of topsy topsy
    11/22/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I didn't find teenage boys attractive when I was a teenager and nothing has changed. He's generic high school stud good looking white boy and we all know that in 10 years he'll be working at the local Home Depot. However, I must thank Gawker for directing me to Playgirl.com. The sight of so many big beautiful penii was quite the eye opener so early in the day.
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    Image of dieresis dieresis
    11/22/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Boring without the bone. Had he some daring, he could have been a minor cultural icon. His time is over unless he has some really good intelligence on Palin.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/22/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    He's as smoldering as a Cheetoh, what with that one facial expression--it's like the same head/face was photoshopped onto every picture.
    And, y/know, if he were a chick with that kind of flab, we would never hear the end of it.

    Hey, Levi! K-Fed called. He's got a case of Pabst and some pork rinds. And some doughnuts. Go, and meet your future!
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    Image of MessiahsHandle MessiahsHandle
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Levi just sabotaged his quest for fame by not revealing the peen. People would have loved him big or small and given him props for having the balls to pull off such a media stunt... Alas, we'll have to wait until he gets so starved for media attention that he leaks a sex tape... little does he know that by that point, he'll just be another has-been with a sex tape.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    1) Change the post title to "When the Levi Breaks".

    2) To say these are a let-down is an understatement, and it has nothing to do with the peen/no-peen issue. These photos suck. Were they taken with a cellphone?

    3) Playgirl is exceedingly dumb to release these over the weekend. They just lost 60% of the free coverage they could have had. Had they waited until Monday, it still would have been recent enough for Al Roker to make jokes about it while covering the Macy's Parade. Now, it's a coin flip.
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    Image of CParis CParis
    11/21/09

    @unclevanya: "Were they taken with a cellphone?" LOL!!
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/21/09

    @unclevanya: I understand your point, but it actually makes sense to release them over the weekend, because people can't look at the site on their work computers. That said, you're right, Saturday morning means they really missed out on using the weekday news cycle.
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    Image of KA_editor KA_editor
    11/21/09

    @Brian Moylan: That's the key. Release them while most people are at work. Those who do see them, text/phone/email about it. Anticipation builds and floods the servers at 6pm Eastern time.

    Now? You get all the lazy people who will find them gratis and talk smack about them reducing the building mass of momentum.

    Never, ever, ever, believe the hype. Just sell it.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I know it takes months to get into 'really good shape', or to see a truly noticeable difference in muscle tone--I guess only having a few weeks to prepare is the main flaw in these, but whatever, he's just a dude.

    I feel like it's someone I know, so I can't look at these for too long without feeling weird.
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    Edited by Colander at 11/21/09 1:47 PM Colander was starred Colander was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/21/09

    @Colander: He's a lovely fawn that you just want to pet on the nose. Like many hetero chicks, I don't get turned on by hyper-defined musculature. Fattier tissue feels so much better to the touch.
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    He's cute. But I don't want to pay money for those pics. Somebody break the law already and post em for free.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Generation Y, this is your Richard Grieco. Cherish him now, before he stars in direct-to-DVD movies.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09

    @Brad Brown: Indeed. And Michael Cera was more than happy to let him cut in line.
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    Image of ILikeThemBig ILikeThemBig
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I'm very excited about this but there is no way I'm popping up 19.95 for Levi unless he shows up at my door wearing a towel. How do we get to see the pictures for free, as God intended all Internet content to be?!
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I think not showing the goods is a pretty savvy PR move. Leave
    them wanting more.

    On a completely separate note... I would also like to put a new term out into the universe - I've been Gawk Blocked at work. Not happy.

    I may have to start schlepping a laptop to the office because this can't continue.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    OK, I'm a dirty old woman ... but how do I see these? When I try to go to the Levi photos it wants money.
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    Image of twirlywhirly twirlywhirly
    11/21/09

    @SaraRueful: If you go to Dlisted.com you can see them there.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/21/09

    @twirlywhirly: @rudi_freude: Thank you! Nice meaty thighs, mmm!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    2 am??

    Brian, were you waiting on-call so you could post just when the moment arrived?

    Did they beep you or something?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @MisterHippity: I thought there was a nighttime commenting crew, also. (Maybe just Sun. - Thurs. though.)
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/21/09

    @MisterHippity: I knew the pictures were going live at midnight, so I just wrote the post when I got home from a lovely night on the town. As Eartha Kitt sings, Levi was real nice to come home to.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/21/09

    @Brian Moylan: Ha!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Yes, the overnight shift has always been a Sunday-Thursday thing. No night shift on the weekend.

    Maybe they should just clone Foster Kamer. Then they could have FEK 1 post during the weekend days and FEK 2 post on weekend nights.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I can tell already this is going to be a great weekend. This is your mitzvah for the day, BriMoy. Bask and bathe in the Lord's blessings.
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    Image of pssshwhatever pssshwhatever
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Chalk it up to personal preference, but the fact that he's not over-defined or looking like he spent the last six months of his life in a gym kind of works for me. I like that he's just a random hot piece of ass, not an oiled-up male model. I'm still a little bitter over no full frontal, though.
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    Edited by pssshwhatever at 11/21/09 10:27 AM pssshwhatever was starred pssshwhatever was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/21/09

    @pssshwhatever: Cute as he ever was. I'm a little bitter too, but Gawker did a servicey countdown the last few weeks and I knew to change my expectations.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    To modify an adage, Levi should know you can attract more gays with meat than you can with, uh, torso. The adage being the one with flies and honey. Although to be honest you can also attract flies with meat, if you're into that scene.

    What I'm saying here is that (a) Levi Johnston should have shown the full testes experience and (2) The Amyitville Horror is a film that teaches us about flies, amongst other things.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @Private Hangnail: Flies, and the hidden expenses of buying an older home.
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    Image of CaptainSnarky CaptainSnarky
    11/21/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: They must have gotten a subprime loan on that house...
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @CaptainSnarky: God, I think that was actually a plot point. Flies, ghostly pigs, and 0% down.
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