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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    08:25 AM

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    In the name of News, I went to playgirl.com.

    How can some of these men manage to walk upright?
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    07:24 AM

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    he looks an awful lot like that reality show douche Boston Rob ..
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    Image of limber limber
    05:12 AM

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Aw, look, Bristol's tattoo on his ring finger is coyly peeking out from under his bicep! She must be so proud.

    ...but seriously, I think these pictures underline that he's a teenager. He's got the body of a teenage guy -- one who keeps pretty trim, but probably not with much effort.

    And now my brain's having a very confusing conversation with itself about Levi, Taylor Lautner, pervy photos, and the state of society.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/18/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Based on the swooning going on here, I think this photo shoot will be a net gain for the country. Maybe Levi will be like the Betty Grable of our times, a pretty ass to distract our war/recession-weary minds. #levijohnston
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    Image of Colander Colander
    11/18/09

    @Steverino Begins: "I WANT YOUR SPERMIES" - jerri blank
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/18/09

    @Colander: Ha. Is that re: Levi or me?
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    Image of pssshwhatever pssshwhatever
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    I'd certainly let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant. Yowza. #levijohnston
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Even Levi's photo has an index. #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Pretttttty! Doubters, I told you he would clean up nice.

    Shame about the censorship of the Levi-athan (come on, you just know it's a biggun!), but I for one will be tuning in for more. #levijohnston
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/17/09

    @BookishLookish: I believe the word you're looking for is "schwing." #levijohnston
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    Image of Nariel Nariel
    11/17/09

    @BookishLookish: For a second I thought your comment said CENTAURship of Levi and was excited, because a picture of him as a centaur sounds much more interesting. #levijohnston
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/18/09

    @BookishLookish: Yep, shame we won't get our sequoia. but at least now we can keep our fantasies intact. What's that saying? It's better to be thought well hung than to open your drawers and remove all doubt? #levijohnston
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/09

    @Steverino Begins: Indeed. Evidently there is some side peen glancing, but alas alack, no wood. Still, a girl can dream. Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow and all that.
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    Image of Alessar Alessar
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    I'm glad he's not going full monty. I just felt it was not a good thing; saucy is ok just not the whole way. #levijohnston
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Drool baby, drool! #levijohnston
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/17/09

    @Btwbfdimho: I want to cut myself for not thinking that up first. #levijohnston
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    Image of intime intime
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    I am so glad to see that Playgirl is still a relevant publication. #levijohnston
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Hire this man. He is a true patriot and an American hero. #levijohnston
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    Image of SleeplessNights SleeplessNights
    11/17/09

    @Wrapitup: He should be president! #levijohnston
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/17/09

    @SleeplessNights: Er, I wouldn't go that far. But Secretary of Keepin It Hott For Da Ladiez, mos def. #levijohnston
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    Image of SleeplessNights SleeplessNights
    11/17/09

    @Wrapitup: Maybe he should wait until he gets more practical government experience as the governor of Alaska or something. #levijohnston
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/17/09

    @SleeplessNights: He's about as qualified as his baby's grandma. #levijohnston
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/17/09

    @Brian Moylan: "babymeema" #levijohnston
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/17/09


    @Brian Moylan: #levijohnston
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    Image of SleeplessNights SleeplessNights
    11/17/09

    @Brian Moylan: my point exactly. #levijohnston
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/17/09

    @Wrapitup: but to really piss off Granny Sarah, it's got to be president!

    p.s. the forearm and the darling fist. Yum. And everything else. #levijohnston
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/18/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Upon further reflection, I have decided that all of you are correct and this man should become President. But only if he does a monthly full frontal nude pictorial. And it's gotta be arty and shit.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    I don't like how this is making me feel. #levijohnston
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    wait, was he always that cute? Should I only take pictures in b/w from now on?

    snugbug might be right. The pit hair is getting to me. Also, five o'clock shadow, yum. #levijohnston
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Yeah, the subtle face stubble is working for me. But he has to be careful or he ends up in Colin Farrell territory, which isn't so bad until you hear him speak...or maybe it's all the same thing, really. Irish-muddle, Wasilla-muffle...tomato, tomahto...

    (But, yeah, really, Yum-o)

    Also, why couldn't he have done the same for GQ without all the wangage? Nothing against wangage, but either this gives the Palin's more ammo, or evil-genius Johnston really has them over a barrel about something. "Trig, honey, is that your daddy?" #levijohnston
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: You know what, Spirit? I dig your style, but you srsly need to ease up on the Colin Farrell bash. He's such a wonderous actor! His delicious Irish persona blends so effortlessly into his parts.. as demonstrated by his In Bruges performance. He's such a natural. As lovely and fresh as a pair of cherries hooked behind your ears. Sweet, sensitive, funny, able to move rocks to tears. His previous record of stupidilicious Hollywood flicks does not negate his intrinsic worth. #levijohnston
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11/17/09

    @snugbug: seconded. Colin Farell is teh shit. No, really. I saw In Bruges instead of going to class one day and it was totally worth the skippage. The accent is really the icing on the cake.

    Also, I'm hearting you not (just) because we have the same, great taste in men, but because, well, "i dig your style." #levijohnston
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    @snugbug: and @Helio: Pfffttt! on you both. Nothing negates his performance in most everything else he's been in with Miami Vice that Micheal Mann 80's raping dung-flop, being the blueberry topping on a shit-cake. Srsly. Everyone stop making excuses for these people! I'd like my sympathy back for The New World (Alexander bite me, HA!) and an explanation for Joaquin Phoenix. Just always.

    (I've also not seen In Bruges out of sheer Farrell abstinence, so I could be entirely wrong. Not about Joaquin Phoenix though!) #levijohnston
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Mamacita, you totally need to watch In Bruges and get back to me! I beseech you.. It's such a priceless little gem and features such a delicate, gossamer narrative--although it's technically a brutal mobster pic. And Colin! Oh my joy, he is so glorious in it. I promise you this film will rinse away all your bad memories of him mugging in Alexander and Miami Vice. #levijohnston
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/17/09

    In reply to The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
    Holy Moly, that's a good photo. #levijohnston
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