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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/01/09

    In reply to Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
    But does he have the name of the woman who was forced into being his fiancee after she had his baby but then they ended up splitting up tattooed on his ring finger, where the wedding bands they were so obviously never going to wear would have been? Because that's half the magic.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/01/09

    In reply to Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
    Other characters: Sarah Impalin. John McTaint, Barcock Yomama. Porn is so droll!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Don't forget Joe Bitin', Hillary Cliton and House Minority Leader John Boner.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/01/09

    @AzureTexan: How about Ram Amanuwill?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Not to mention Eric "Over-the-Shoulder-Boulder" Holder, Steven Chew, and Secretary of Agriculture Tom Ballsack.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/01/09

    @AzureTexan: With Ron Jeremy as Mike Suckapee.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: ...and Peter North as Janet Napolitano.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    12/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Sex be Ham-bliss?
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    12/01/09

    @AzureTexan: Ha!
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/01/09

    @Richard Lawson: Sen. Robyn Byrd, the longest-serving sex show host in the Senate.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: (claps in appreciation)
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: Thank you. Here's one more: Speaker Panties Belosi. (I'm sure someone can do better with that one.)
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    12/01/09

    @Richard Lawson: That one is just beautiful.
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    12/01/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: George 'Bush' and 'Dick' Cheney...

    I think I'm doing it wrong
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/01/09

    In reply to Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
    This guy looks like a squinty pothead. Couldn’t they at least get the eyes right?
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/01/09

    In reply to Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
    Don't know why I expect a porn production company to do it's research, but it was a commercial for pistachios, not peanuts. Peanuts have some of the best representation on the planet and really don't need any more publicity.

    And I know this is like comparing vanilla ice cream with vanilla bean ice cream, but Levi's doppelganger leaves something to be desired.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/01/09

    @Helio: I think it's supposed to be like porn world is bizarro world and everything is a little bit off. Like Vanity Flair.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    12/01/09

    @Helio: I don't even have a thing for Levi at all, but he's definitely way more attractive than this double chin porn dude.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/01/09

    @Brian Moylan: oh duh. But my point about peanuts still stands. They are in practically every candy/food imaginable. Would it hurt them to be a little more creative? Why not go with almonds or walnuts? Pecans?!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @Helio: Don't you mean vanilla bone ice cream? HI-YO!

    (sorry. Not really.)
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: No need to fake-apologize. My pun-making skills are pretty worthless.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @Helio: Perhaps. But vanilla bone is a rare kind of suck-gem.

    (which I've typed twice now.)
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/01/09

    In reply to Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
    No Kathy Griffin cameo?
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    12/01/09

    @Beau Nerd: Kathy Grippin?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    In reply to Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
    The sequel? "Mount McKinley," which follows the lusty adventures of Levi and his climbing guide, Mac.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    11/22/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I didn't find teenage boys attractive when I was a teenager and nothing has changed. He's generic high school stud good looking white boy and we all know that in 10 years he'll be working at the local Home Depot. However, I must thank Gawker for directing me to Playgirl.com. The sight of so many big beautiful penii was quite the eye opener so early in the day.
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    Image of dieresis dieresis
    11/22/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Boring without the bone. Had he some daring, he could have been a minor cultural icon. His time is over unless he has some really good intelligence on Palin.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/22/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    He's as smoldering as a Cheetoh, what with that one facial expression--it's like the same head/face was photoshopped onto every picture.
    And, y/know, if he were a chick with that kind of flab, we would never hear the end of it.

    Hey, Levi! K-Fed called. He's got a case of Pabst and some pork rinds. And some doughnuts. Go, and meet your future!
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    Image of MessiahsHandle MessiahsHandle
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Levi just sabotaged his quest for fame by not revealing the peen. People would have loved him big or small and given him props for having the balls to pull off such a media stunt... Alas, we'll have to wait until he gets so starved for media attention that he leaks a sex tape... little does he know that by that point, he'll just be another has-been with a sex tape.
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    Image of nope nope
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out

    …
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/23/09

    @nope: Cute but...HA. In all of these photos, you can practically hear the directions in the background. "Okay, right arm up. Turn your head to the left. Okay, chin down, eyes up, close your mouth, left leg up, no your other left leg..."
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    Image of nope nope
    11/23/09


    @Steverino Begins: These look basically like outtakes:

    #tips
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/24/09

    @nope: Ha, totally. At least the one on the right is playful.

    The one on the left captures the moment on set when he started worrying about the Gawker "We have wang" chart.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    1) Change the post title to "When the Levi Breaks".

    2) To say these are a let-down is an understatement, and it has nothing to do with the peen/no-peen issue. These photos suck. Were they taken with a cellphone?

    3) Playgirl is exceedingly dumb to release these over the weekend. They just lost 60% of the free coverage they could have had. Had they waited until Monday, it still would have been recent enough for Al Roker to make jokes about it while covering the Macy's Parade. Now, it's a coin flip.
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    Image of CParis CParis
    11/21/09

    @unclevanya: "Were they taken with a cellphone?" LOL!!
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/21/09

    @unclevanya: I understand your point, but it actually makes sense to release them over the weekend, because people can't look at the site on their work computers. That said, you're right, Saturday morning means they really missed out on using the weekday news cycle.
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    Image of KA_editor KA_editor
    11/21/09

    @Brian Moylan: That's the key. Release them while most people are at work. Those who do see them, text/phone/email about it. Anticipation builds and floods the servers at 6pm Eastern time.

    Now? You get all the lazy people who will find them gratis and talk smack about them reducing the building mass of momentum.

    Never, ever, ever, believe the hype. Just sell it.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    I know it takes months to get into 'really good shape', or to see a truly noticeable difference in muscle tone--I guess only having a few weeks to prepare is the main flaw in these, but whatever, he's just a dude.

    I feel like it's someone I know, so I can't look at these for too long without feeling weird.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/21/09

    @Colander: He's a lovely fawn that you just want to pet on the nose. Like many hetero chicks, I don't get turned on by hyper-defined musculature. Fattier tissue feels so much better to the touch.
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    He's cute. But I don't want to pay money for those pics. Somebody break the law already and post em for free.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
    Generation Y, this is your Richard Grieco. Cherish him now, before he stars in direct-to-DVD movies.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09

    @Brad Brown: Indeed. And Michael Cera was more than happy to let him cut in line.
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