OK, site-referential comments = bad, but wait, wait, wait. A history of super squats? And now, clear and intimate knowledge of NO-Xplode too? I am holding back tears of brophoria.
@BookishLookish: You're just excited that this means your date with him later is still on. First Kissinger wants to introduce you to his little "Secretary of Mate" and now Kade- how do you get the hottest guys?! HOW??
I am now convinced more than ever AK is fake. I now follow him on Twitter and he didn't mention his near death experience once. No self respecting fameball would allow this opportunity to pass without at least one Tweet.
@DahlELama: I understand that the baby obtained a very large insurance policy just minutes before leaving the womb. Another example of why parents need to keep their fetuses off of the internet. Unbelievable.
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On the other hand, I diagnosed John Fitzgerald Page as having JackAsperger's Syndrome, and continued to mock him, so I guess I'm a terrible person.
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EB, on the other hand, is pretty darn lame and I hope she gets a real job someday so that she can relate to someone other than herself or her father.
My bet is that her book will be titled "the internet: that time hypocriteoath made me cry".
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I did some bareback writing in the early 80's but I got tired of taking penicillin all the time.
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And, isn't that just a bit young to be into Goth?
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Cuz, you know, he wasn't.
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