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skahammer
06/09/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Smoking is for poors and red-staters. Douglas Coupland covered all this in the 1990s.
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bjonston
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Ok.
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HiredGoons
06/08/09

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Well, I'll just stick to Brandy & cigars, thank you.
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friendslikeJimRome
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Oh, now that's a surprise. People who engage in unhealthy activities end up unhealthy.
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johnny_carsick
06/08/09

@friendslikeJimRome: and in other news, the sun will come up tomorrow.
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SaraRueful
06/08/09

@johnny_carsick: Bet your bottom dollar!
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ClockOnTheStove
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Regardless of how many cigarettes a day they smoked or regardless of how many cigarettes a day they REMEMBERED smoking??? Seriously, science. Get a life.
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HiredGoons
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
What about Red Wine? Can't that just cancel it out, what with all the antioxidants? Please...
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BxgrlJeri
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
I don't give a flying fuck if smoking binge drinkers get cancer.

Why don't scientists put their efforts into figuring out how to keep people from getting random-shot-in-the-dark-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-your-lifestyle-or-habits cancer. Now THAT would be helpful.
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Mediahohoho
06/08/09

@BxgrlJeri: They may be related. Science is weird that way. Like how the Swine flu this time is supposed to be deadliest for young healthy people because it messes with their immune systems worse. My nephew tried to explain it to him, but I just nodded and pretended to understand.

So, yeah, maybe unlock how the predictable cancers operate and you might end up unlocking the unpredictable ones. Cancer sucks, whether one "deserves" it or not.
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Mediahohoho
06/08/09

@Mediahohoho: Christ...my nephew tried to explain it to me...
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pantsonfireliarliar
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
So I should just go ahead and smoke more then?
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tunamelt
06/08/09

@pantsonfireliarliar: That was my second thought. I might as well just smoke more.
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andBegorrah
06/08/09

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At least there's still heroin.
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tunamelt
06/08/09

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What the fuck do I have to live for, then?
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Cheap Shot
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Uh, men from eastern Finland were tested. You know what there idea of binge drinking is?
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johnny_carsick
06/08/09

@Cheap Shot: somewhat, but it's all in centiliters and shit, so it's all Greek to me.
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Mediahohoho
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Does that mean that all those years of steady alcoholism and a three pack a day habit weren't that bad because I wasn't, by any sane definition, binging? That's awesome!
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Chileno
06/08/09

@Mediahohoho: No. If you had been binging, it would have reduced the effect of your daily 3 packs to a mere smoke or two.
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Mediahohoho
06/08/09

@Chileno: Shit. I want a do over.
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Richard Lawson
06/08/09

In reply to You: Doomed
Why Hamilton, why?
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El Matardillo
05/28/09

In reply to Bankers vs. Spies: A Lifestyle Comparison
This is a brilliant display of HamNo's subtle genius.
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