At the end of the GQ interview, Robert Pattinson says, “I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.” Namaste. Zac Efron is the next step up in his game of taking the piss out of the squeaky-clean American pretty boys, I suppose. (Look out, Chace Crawford: you’re next.) #robertpattinson
Poor, dear Robert Pattinson. Interviewed around the clock, he must have by now run out of biographical details to share, exhausted all the jokes he knows, grown bored of complaining about the tragedy of becoming suddenly famous or pussyfooting about his purported romantic entanglement with his nubile co-star.
At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
Zac Effron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe and so, rightly or wrongly, the sleaziness I associate with Lowe I subconsciously also associate with Effron. I feel bad about it, but there it is. #robertpattinson
Carrie Prejean should be really, really careful about what she says about this sex tape.
All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
Er, I'm thinking more than likely that auction house basically said, "How are we going to sell a 7 foot tall painting of Michael Jackson being knighted in what looks like the Fantasia Disney Castle OR the other 2,000 items of Fucking Weird that we have here?! I know let's cut our losses and sell this entire crime scene playground to some yahoo out in Denver who wants to name it all Jackoland The Pedophile Fun Factory Touch Museum and turn a small profit."
Chris Rock used to have the same bit about understanding why OJ did it.
This is really not surprising. What sane man would not have murderous thoughts when seeing a 19 year old kid spend his money and bang his wife. Especially when that money came at the price of looking and feeling like Hogan. That man is beat the hell up.
I am sure he was an awful husband in some regards. But I understand Hulk understanding OJ.
@resipsaloquacious: Uh. She's not "his" wife anymore. They split up. Which means she can fuck any 19-year-old she wants and he's not allowed to get jealous or enraged that someone else is pawing the goods. That goes for Linda, too, by the way. They're both gross, but divorce means you can get on with your romantic life and the other person doesn't get to fantasize about cutting your throat.
You know how you come in to work, and it seems early and everything's kinda blurry and lowercase "m"s kinda look like lowercase "n"s. #5 was a bit of a shocker, until I realized (again) that I'm generally an idiot before 10am.
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At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
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All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
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Yeah, I'm thinking that's exactly what happened.
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This is really not surprising. What sane man would not have murderous thoughts when seeing a 19 year old kid spend his money and bang his wife. Especially when that money came at the price of looking and feeling like Hogan. That man is beat the hell up.
I am sure he was an awful husband in some regards. But I understand Hulk understanding OJ.
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