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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    Just imagine the Lewis Carroll horror show tea parties incumbent with a social circle of Madonna, Donatella Versace and Marc Jacobs. Hang your head, indeed, Jesus.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    NND (nice nipple display).
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: Indeed. His NND is a welcome contrast to the all too frequent displays of TTSD (Through The Shirt Dumpiness) and MPN (Meringue Peak Nipples).


    Pace Polka & Dot (L. Falkowski & D. Criscuolo)

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius: Team Nips.


    You know, they make these bras for women with a special "no-show" panel inside so you never show nip. I just don't get it. Nips are a fact and I'd sooner leave the house without mascara.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: They also make the fake large nips like Miranda wore in that episode of SaTC.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/28/09

    @bytememehard: To get a lot of attention? (I don't watch SaTC.) Now, that's kind of genius!
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    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes, the menses were falling all over themselves to buy her and her cookie-sized nips a drink.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    Maybe the issue is that Jesus Luz, while undeniably beautiful, has a look that is neither unique nor "now" enough to warrant the work he’s been getting thanks to Madonna and the attendant publicity. Not that I would know.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius: Yeah, know what you mean -- latino models are sooooooooo over, puta madre! Me, I took pity on him and had him come spend the night at my house to show him that some gringos are indeed kind not catty.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    @bytememehard: Bitch, it has nothing to do with his being Latino, but good on you for making a Brazilian banana split.
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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius: i think his eyes are too close together. but i'm a sucker for big wide set eyes.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius: No, he is not "now"; he is "wait, put that thing on, will you? OK, I'll help. Oh my God, hurry! Ahh, yes, now, now now!"
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    Image of blix blix
    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: HA!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: That was so real it gave me a chubby.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: Or maybe, "Put that thing on! OK, I’ll helpmmmm mmmmm mmommm mmmm gulp mmmmmmm mmm."
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/28/09

    @bytememehard: I acknowledge your tumescence with honor and joy (translated from the Japanese).
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/28/09

    @easternsike: Remember. the close-set eyes makes it easier to locate the itty-bitty clitty.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    Anyone else despise Dakota Fanning as much as I do. The six year old in me wants to corner her in the hall, pull her hair, and tell her everyone hates her.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: I don't hold any animosity towards her personally, but there's something both pathetic and grating about child stars. If you want to pull her hair, i can be persuaded to look the other way.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    i just can't stop marvelling at the fact that spencer pratt's last name is pratt.


    made of win that is

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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    04/28/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Yes, very apt. If only "You fookin little pratt" would catch-on here on the US.
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    Image of blix blix
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    Catty male models are the new mean girls.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @blix: New?
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    04/28/09

    In reply to Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
    I don't know why they're all laughing at Jesus Luz. The real laughing stock here is Madonna.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Yeah, he's ephemeral, here and then gone, tossed in the trash like a used handiwipe.
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    Image of propertius propertius
    04/28/09

    @Hydroceph: Or used waxing strip.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @propertius: Stop that. Now you're just tormenting me.
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    Image of propertius propertius
    04/28/09

    @Hydroceph: What do you say? Is he manwaxed or no? $.05 or my Gawker login says he is.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @propertius: of course he's been waxed, and i hate that, and you know i hate that. don't make me take you over my knee and spank you.
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