This is the kind of shit that happens when you're Lindsay Lohan. You go to a club and get into a fight with a "well-known psychic," who you then punch in the face. Also you call her a "fucking gypsy," because white, coked-out socialites can't help but be a little racist. Yes, Tiffany Mitchell, the woman who Lohan was …

Flick some cigarette ash into your Red Bull and knock it back in one big shot: we're about to go deep cut Lindsay Lohan drama.