So, did Carrie Prejean film herself doing some solo-lovin? Or was there a cameraman in the room? I have so many questions (many of them about the fact that this was same-sex love!) but let's begin there. #carrieprejean
@DahlELama: I believe there was an ex-boyfriend involved in the filming, according to one account. But why do I even care? she can go self-love herself. #carrieprejean
@thingsbehindthesun: Mostly I'm curious because if there wasn't anyone else there, it would mean she A) made a sex tape of herself, for herself, which is just the saddest, most egotistical thing I've ever heard, and B) most definitely was the one responsible for releasing the tape to the world. #carrieprejean
@DahlELama: She's making sex detectives of all of us. I thought EXACTLY the same thing--why was there no mention of the cad of a cameraman? Usually TMZ, et. al., like to shame (or provide 15 minutes' worth) to those involved. #carrieprejean
@DahlELama: I have no interest in seeing the sex tape. But I would love to see a tape of Ms. Prejean and her momma's facial expression when the attorneys started playing this footage. That it truly a gift from the schadenfreude gods. #carrieprejean
@badasscat: I believe Woody Allen once referred to masturbation as sex with the person you love the most. As self-absorbed as Prejean is, I think that works. #carrieprejean
@Pope John Peeps II: The title of the album that her version is on is titled Sacred Arias, as is said by the host of the show in the beginning of the video. The tracklist is here: [www.rhapsody.com] .
If you click on that, you'll see the album is indeed heavy on sacred arias glorifying God.
In context, Azaria is closer to right about this version of "Hallelujah" than you are.
@Lucky: If I put the song "YMCA" on an album called "heterosexual disco hits", I don't think that makes it straight. Although I see your point about the album. #carrieprejean
@Pope John Peeps II: I gotcha. That's why I said it was "closer to right." I was referring to the idea that it was meant to be glorifying to god; whether or not that interpretation actually works is a different question. And it doesn't work. #carrieprejean
@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I think it would be more like a single with a B side. Except I can't even come up with two songs that fit the requirements. #carrieprejean
Why did the purveyor of the Prejean tape take it to family-friendly TMZ and are they doing some kind of measure concerning post totals and pageviews without releasing the video?
In fairness, she's singing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah , which is really more about glorifying the sacred power of a good lay. Also, she's Welsh and GMTV is run by chickens wearing human suits. #carrieprejean
@Calraigh: Plus, the original Cohen masterpiece and several of the covers were much more haunting, which is one of the song's requirements in my opinion.
@NoelleBlue: English Lit major here, possum, though I don't think you need an advanced degree of any kind to see that x + n = x - n shouldn't work when n equals any number other than zero (this could be wrong, but I honestly don't care). My original point, though -- and my apologies for couching this so irrelevantly in Kierkegaard -- is that begging for hearts negates the value of all hearts. #carrieprejean
Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her parenting book, bird watching book and worldwide phenomenon shoe line, Shoe-han.
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Have you seriously never listened to Hallelujah? Or read the lyrics? Honestly?
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Rude, passive. #carrieprejean
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Fuck off. #carrieprejean
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If you click on that, you'll see the album is indeed heavy on sacred arias glorifying God.
In context, Azaria is closer to right about this version of "Hallelujah" than you are.
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Moms are ALL embarrassing. #carrieprejean
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Because I'm not sure I agree on that. #carrieprejean
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x + n = x - n
If you make x = you and n = friends, you can see the irrefutable logic of what I obviously meant. #carrieprejean
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But I could do it in Japanese!
(Damn it, that sounded dirty. Or maybe only to me.) #carrieprejean
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It's for research. #carrieprejean
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You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
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