If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsoft is like yesterday's cavalry.
Oh, almost forgot. Speaking of fameballs -- I was driving along minding my own business, and then BOOM there she was, Julia Allison, in my car, selling me a Sony Vaio. She had a sexy voice, but wow was the whole experience creepy. I nearly drove off the road into a new eurostyle McDonalds where they were serving up thick, rich cappuccinos, crowned with creamy, delicious foam.
That is no way to talk about Eazy-E, man. The genius who brought us "Gimmie that Nutt" deserves more respect than "that one rapper who had AIDS." #heidiklum
If Lesnar does have mono, then it's probably something like an immune system failure. He's 32, but has likely been on heavy steroids for most of his teen-to-adult life. Not to sound crass, but this might actually serve as a good example to anyone who might ever be stupid enough to take Brock Lesnar as a role model. He's terrible for the UFC. #heidiklum
@Pope John Peeps II: Brock Lesnar's fights are probably the least entertaining fights in the UFC. You know he is going to punch someone in the face, and be an asshole. I guess that's probably why Dana White brought him on, but he had to know that this guy's body was trashed. I think he joined the UFC when he was about 30, and I'd bet he already had about 10 years worth of steroid use under his belt.
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Ok, I admit it. I want to see her sex video. You know there's at least one out there, and it has to be good. That mouth was designed for one thing.
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