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Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?

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CurtisCaninus
09/29/09

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I don't think a third party can break up a GOOD relationship .... married or not. Obviously someone wasn't game.
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BookishLatkeish
09/28/09

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Steal, schmeal. Step your game up, Miss Lindsey. No man will leave you if you can make Meridien, Mississippi, seem better than the luscious New York/L.A. combo meal. And good luck with that.

Can you blame him? Or, to paraphrase Guy Ritchie: "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Mary-Louise Parker."
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kitson.harvey
09/29/09

@BookishLookish: Wait - are you referring to this, by Robbie Williams? Or is Robbie Williams referring to Guy and I just didn't know it?
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BookishLatkeish
09/29/09

@kitson.harvey: The song by Robbie comes from a quote that Guy said, about Madonna.
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Perhaps Not
09/28/09

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Because this is set in the South, it took me several seconds to determine that Early June Mars was the start of a new sentence, and not in fact the name of Charlie Mars' ex.
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Neutralize
09/28/09

@Perhaps Not: Living, as I do, in Mississippi, the very land of my birth, it took me a little time too. Early June Mars is undeniably better than some of the names locals sometimes pin to their unsuspecting children.
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Perhaps Not
09/29/09

@Neutralize: The twins Molly and FaMolly are my favorites (spelled phonetically, of course. Actual spellings are Male and Female.).
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Penscribe
09/28/09

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Women must learn, a boyfriend is not a husband, and leave you at anytime because they technically have no obligation except "feelings." Just saying...
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ambitious
09/28/09

@Penscribe: "Women must learn"? How old are you and how old is the rock you've been living under, Family Values?

Anyone can leave anyone at anytime. Just saying . . .
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Penscribe
09/28/09

@ambitious: I'm old. But, fyi, the qualifier in my statement is "no obligations." If you're married, there are many obligations, including that pesky thing called "divorce" and many times financial obligations. I'm also a woman, btw.

A boyfriend is a boyfriend is a boyfriend. A girlfriend is a girlfriend is a girlifriend. It's the trial period of dating. Totally different from, say, marriage, wouldn't you say?
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ambitious
09/28/09

@Penscribe: Uh, I assumed you were a woman btw as your brand of condescension is very TV-Mother-in-Law.

EVERYONE KNOWS THIS THING THAT YOU THINK YOU NEED TO SAY. We have all heard of divorce. We all know what boyfriends are. Even Lindsey Brown I bet! And yet, she is still upset! Somehow!

What is your point?
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Penscribe
09/28/09

@ambitious: The point is, get over it. People leaving people for someone else is what eventually leads to marriage. Calling someone a man stealer because your boyfriend broke up with you is, como se dice, dumb?
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thatgirlinnewyork
09/28/09

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to be fair, MLP was turned into a man-stealing tart to market weeds, so she's just playing to type. the show was simply not interesting enough with a plotline dedicated to a widow selling weed in suburbia.
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jrhys
09/28/09

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When does it turn into "To Die For"?
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katekate is squared
09/28/09

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This is fucking ridiculous. They're all adults, and all made choices. No one STOLE anyone, nor was anyone STOLEN.
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Victor Ward
09/28/09

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There is nothing worth fighting over in Meridian.

Grenada, maybe.
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RandiSagat
09/28/09

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hahahahaha....mommys got candy.. http://www.flickr.com/photos/joshgoleman/3360942935/in/set-72157615346507829/
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CaptainFantastic
09/28/09

@RandiSagat: Is this a shot of the two of them?
[www.flickr.com]
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
09/28/09

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man thief? c'mon. the men weren't exactly packed in boxes and carried away with forklifts

man thief is such an old tired line that blames a woman for a man's action

men leaving their wives and girlfriends should be called wife and gilrfriend leavers
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BadUncle
09/28/09

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Untrue. We are helpless little lambs, defenseless against your powerful female juju. bleat, bleat.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
09/28/09

@BadUncle: oh. come over after the fast?
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CaptainFantastic
09/28/09

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I hereby volunteer to be Lindsey's rebound slam until she's finds better.
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DevilsAvocado
09/28/09

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Better a man-stealing tart than a stale-mealy tart.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
09/28/09

@DevilsAvocado: Truer words, My Friend, truer words.
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ShanghaiLil
09/28/09

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Her grapes are, how you say, sour. Also bitter.
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Magnolia23
09/28/09

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Stop the girl-on-girl hate right now.

Lindsey's kind of a peach, really. I knew her throughout high school and college and I promise she's going to be mortified by this blurb. I can't imagine who would even send an email into this gossip blog, but they are NOT a true friend to her.
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NoelleBlue
09/28/09

@Magnolia23: Oh, dear. Well, if that's the case, I apologize for calling her a self-martyring twit below!

I will pass my completely- useless- news -item - probably-because- it's-a- Monday-morning-ire unto the idjit who sent this in.

Or maybe I just need caffeine.
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Magnolia23
09/28/09

@NoelleBlue: It's just kind of a surprising item and is likely to ruin her week. Trust me, some intern or gossipy former sorority sister sent this in. It's definitely no one who knows Lindsey well enough to know she'd be appalled by the attention on her love life.
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NoelleBlue
09/28/09

@Magnolia23: That's really too bad... Or maybe someone was just gossiping innocuously about it to the wrong pair of ears, who decided to make it a 'thing'.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
09/28/09

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Why do women always tend to blame the other woman? It's so self-hating- he left because she had something I didn't, or would do something I wouldn't.
This is why I keep my husband chained in the basement.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
09/28/09

@Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: smart girl
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ShanghaiLil
09/28/09

@Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: There's an easier way: just make him remove his penis before he leaves the house, and lock it in the desk drawer.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
09/28/09

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He had substance abuse problems since he was 15?
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parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme
09/28/09

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I'm pretty sure his former girlfriend is 25, not him. I'm positive he's older, since I'm 25 and remember him playing a concert when I was in high school. And he was definitely older than 16 at that time.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
09/28/09

@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: So then how does that make LMP a cougar? The guy is at least as close to her age as he is to the other one's..
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jrhys
09/28/09

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Yeah, according to this he graduated high school in 1992. Which makes him 34 to her 45. No big deal. [www.mswritersandmusicians.com]
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jrhys
09/28/09

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Haven't we all?
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