I'm not quite sure how to describe this video, but saying, "Click on this. It's really cool. Just trust me," won't quite work. But click on this. It's really cool. Trust me.

This British advertisement for Walkers Extra Crunchy features Lionel Richie singing a jingle about sharing potato chips with the ones you love. Unfortunately, you'll notice that it's quite catchy: "First you, then me. Share them together, the new extra crunchy."

"We were shooting the ad and they kept shouting, 'Cut, Lionel, stop eating the product, you are eating the commercial' - I was so in the commercial, I was in the product; I ate the ad." Shut up, Lionel Richie.

For two decades, Charlie Sheen's personal life has been a battlefield of bitter ex-wives, broken engagements, porn stars, hookers, drug-fueled orgies, and domestic discord. No wonder his prenup—which we revealed yesterday—is so obsessed with minimizing risk.

A rumored Diddy-J.Lo sex tape may not exist, but enters court proceedings anyway; Katy Perry used Google to figure out when Russell Brand would propose; We Are the World: Haiti Edition records, Gerard Butler jokes about being gay. Tuesday gossip!

• The love affair that the media once had with Megan Fox is clearly waning. Now that she's promoted the Transformers movie in every possible venue on the planet, a bunch of editors have picked Aug. 4 as "Megan Fox media blackout day." [NYDN]
• Investigators looking into Michael Jackson's untimely death searched Dr.…

Poor Nicole Richie. She's obviously hoping that her father will look into his @lionel_ritchie folder thingie and notice her shout-out, because Lionel just refuses to follow her on Twitter.

Not a day goes by without a dozen blind items stirring up rumors about the newest Hollywood heroin addict or closeted anchor with sex swings in his office, but there is one very rare kind of bold face name-less rumor that catches our eye. And it has to do with "celebrity dads," "piercings," and "nether regions." As…