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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    10/07/09

    In reply to Rich Fat Baseball Players Steal America's Money and Food
    David Wells. Not that was a fat slob of a Yankee pitcher, if ever there was one. Since I don't really know what this post is about, I just thought I'd throw that in -- it seems somehow related, no?
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    Image of Caius Caius
    10/07/09

    @bytememehard: I'm sure he likes rum, too, so it's definitely related.
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    Image of GORDONGARTRELLE GORDONGARTRELLE
    10/07/09

    In reply to Rich Fat Baseball Players Steal America's Money and Food
    See? When you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions. And then you gotta go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but goddamn it if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it, is Don on the phone? Ok, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record every time I do a goddamn death dedication. Now make it- and I also wanna know what happened to those pictures I was supposed to see this week. It's the last goddamn time- I want somebody to use his fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record that is- that's up-tempo and I've gotta talk about a fucking dog dying.
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    10/07/09

    In reply to Rich Fat Baseball Players Steal America's Money and Food
    whaa??
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    10/07/09

    In reply to Rich Fat Baseball Players Steal America's Money and Food
    It's the Caribbean. There's no such thing as alcoholism there!
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    10/07/09

    In reply to Rich Fat Baseball Players Steal America's Money and Food
    Never you fear, Hamilton, they won't. Win, that is.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    He probably just stopped to get directions to the notorious New Hampshire donkey shows.
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    Image of 1WordUp 1WordUp
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    As a former Masshole, I must say their liquor laws used to completely defy comprehension. No alcohol sales on Sunday, EXCEPT the 5 weeks between Thanksgiving and New Years. One town (Weyland?) required that you could not stand at a bar with a drink - you had to be sitting.

    It made Utah look like New Orleans.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/02/09

    @1WordUp: They're called Blue Laws and you weren't alone. Connecticut and Rhode Island also had to put up with such crap. Its a Puritans thing, blame it on them.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/02/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Calvinists, too. There were "package stores" in some counties and others were "dry" in North Carolina back in the dinosaur ages.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09/02/09

    @Conchie Birdie: South Carolina has some weird ones too. They're not allowed to have open containers in the bar (or something) so they use little nips for every drink. And I think the bars close earlier on Saturday nights than on Fridays so that people get a good night's sleep before churching it the whole next day.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    ... and spend it in New Hampshire.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    You forgot to mention that New Hampshire is where all your weird uncles go to raise their family and BY GOD they will own a shotgun if they please.
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    Image of GabrielBarba GabrielBarba
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    To be fair: our liquor is taxed. It's just called the "liquor store's profits." They're run by the state! and they're not packys! Not even a little bit! and you can buy soft booze at a grocery store!

    I'll give you a minute to wrap your heads around this.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    Haha. Dick.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    Actually, research!

    "Michael J. Rodrigues’ blue Ford Crown Victoria, emblazoned with his "House 29" Massachusetts license plate, was parked outside a Granite State liquor store on Interstate-95 South over the weekend, according to a witness who provided pictures to the Herald."

    Google says there are three liquor stores in East Providence on I-195 before he even hits 95 South (Barrington liquors, Jordan Beverage store, and Warren Avenue liquor mart), so not only is he an idiot - he's an idiot with crappy GPS. East Providence is even the nice part of town apparently - there's a country club nearby! Can any locals set me straight?
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    Image of eastvillageidiot eastvillageidiot
    09/02/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: That's Rhode Island, not New Hampshire. He went WAY out of his way to go shopping at liquor stores, considering how far Westport is from the New Hampshire border.

    My guess, since he was going south, is that he was coming from a vacation spot up north and felt inclined to stock up on tax-free booze on the way home.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    Wait - you mean taxes incentivize people to choose other markets? Hmm. This may have policy implications.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/02/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Hearted, for your sobering observation.
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    Image of Deric Deric
    09/02/09

    @The Lone Scout: "Sobering", Taxachusetts and Ted driving off a bridge...

    You win this thread.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/02/09

    @Deric: No flattering--you'll just encourage me.

    In other news, I'm just holding my own in the Ling-Lee fiasco comments. (With whiplash, too, from debating the same people on two different Ling-Lee posts--one on Valleywag/Gawker, the other on Jezzie. And I thought the days of segregation were behind us.)
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    That tax is for drunken tourists, carrying flasks down the Freedom Trail.

    If it weren't for Massholes buying fireworks and hootch, NH might have been quietly absorbed into VT by now...
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    Image of paxcincinnatus paxcincinnatus
    09/02/09

    @City_Dater: Not true - their maple syrup viscosities are totally different.
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    Image of dado dado
    09/02/09

    In reply to Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
    He could vote himself a pay raise so he can pay his taxes to pay himself when he pays for booze.
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