Is Bristol headed for the classroom? The woman who claimed Lindsay Lohan assaulted her is now the one in trouble. A bunch of celebrities are in nice places for the holidays. Let's open this stuffed stocking of a Gossip Roundup.
Because everyone loves her so very much, villainous Top Chef contestant Lisa Fernandes continues to lurk in the public eye. Now she's chumming it up with Time Out New York (and doing a PR solid for her employer, the annoying TriBeCa joint Mai House) by acting nice and teaching you, dear reader, how to cook five kick…
It had to happen. The Hilton sisters have a blog. You know, the "Hilton sisters." Nicky: Paris, did you see what Lisa Marie Presley was saying about us in the papers?
Paris: No Nicky, you know me and reading the paper. Don't we have publicists to tell us the most current news?
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