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    12/09/09

    In reply to Luke Russert in Failed Candy-For-Influence Scheme
    lachlan is still one hot piece of ass
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    Thanks Aristotle.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    After Sarah Palin outrages the very last person on earth and a certain newly dead French anthropologist's predictions come to pass, new species will evolve on this planet to cope with ever-changing conditions. These animals might be intelligent enough to foster their own version of society. Perhaps even a society superior to ours according to however one might judge such things.

    However, inevitably, the sun will explode and turn Earth into a cinder. Any fragment of humanity that might have existed will be vaporized. All that will remain will be some vestigial Voyager-like exploration spacecraft and radio signals that get asymptotically weaker with each light year they travel.

    So really, Umberto Eco's reasons why lists provide us with an illusion of order in nature and immortality are the same reasons we watch "Sex Rehab w/ Dr. Drew" or listen to Kendra Jade ride the Sybian; because we are witnessing what will certainly be the last evidence of humanity. And the gravity of that is undeniable.
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    11/20/09

    @shostakobitch: Golly, you should write books for children.
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    11/20/09

    @blix: i do. this is john lithgow.

    #tips
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    30 Red-Hot Sex Secrets!
    15 Power Foods That Fight Fat!
    10 Fantastic Beauty Tips From Around the World!
    5 Ab Moves That Really Work!
    1 Way to Convince Yourself That Life Isn't a Great Big Chaotic Mess, Despite All Evidence to the Contrary!
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    11/20/09

    @TedSez: Reminds me to renew my subscription to Men's Health.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/20/09

    @blix: I always wonder though "aren't there ONLY 5 ab moves"? I mean, how many could there possibly be that don't actually work? And how many could there really be in total.

    Is there really some rube out there doing the "180 degree backwards standing ab fold spine breaking crunch"?
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    11/20/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: There is and he's totally ripped.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    Queen's list of things to do:

    1) have myself a real good time
    2) float around in ecstasy
    3) be shooting star leaping through the skies
    4) defy laws of gravity (like a tiger)
    5) be a racing car passing by (like Lady Godiva)
    6) go go go
    7) burn through skies
    8) YEAH! (note: two hundred degrees)
    9) travel at speed of light
    10) make a supersonic man out of you
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    11/20/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Journey's list of things She loves:

    1) to laugh
    2) to sing
    3) everything
    4) to move
    5) to groove
    6) the loving things
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    Love his writing, and now he has even explained my List habit. That Umberto knows where it's at.
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    11/20/09

    @forwardmotion: He's a semiotics professor. He's an expert in the science of visual symbols. Visual symbolism impacts our lives in profound ways that we can seldom consciously acknowledge.
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    Edited by snugbug at 11/20/09 2:31 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    11/20/09

    @snugbug: That was too wordy, snugbug. Is there a symbol that would've sufficed?
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    11/20/09

    @hilikusopus: ‡
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    11/21/09

    @snugbug: Wooord! Where it's at!
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    I love this man.

    Also: I love this, man.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    List of Alfred of Alsace

    1) Get plague booster shot
    2) Ravish maiden
    3) Fire full-time serfs; go to work-for- hire model
    4) Ravish maiden
    5) Challenge Oldo of Omvaria to a joust
    6) Cancel joust
    7) Write checks to serfs
    8) Forget to make bank deposit
    9) Kill serfs
    10) Ravish maiden
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    11/20/09

    @belltolls: You sooo totally invented "Alfred of Alsace." Hilarious! But why not employ an actual real historical character depicted by Umberto Eco in a work of fiction? I.e., Jacques de Molay, the last Grand Master of the Order of the Knights Templar? Here's his list:

    1. Vacation on the Isle of Cyprus!
    2. Decide the Crusades are stoopid.
    3. Have strategically "diplomatic" dinner with Pope Boniface VIII, laugh at his lame jokes
    4. Piss off the King of France
    5. Get arrested, get tortured GITMO-style, get forced to admit that the Knights Templar are an order of devil-worshiping homosexuals.
    6. Defiantly recant aforementioned statements in open trial.
    7. REALLLLY piss off both the Pope and the king of France.
    7. Get burned at the stake.
    8. (Epilogue) When the head of French King Louis XVI was severed by the guillotine during the French Revolution, an anonymous person reportedly jumped on the gallows and shouted, "Jacques de Molay is avenged!"
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    11/20/09

    @snugbug: 'Cause mine's funnier?
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    11/20/09

    @belltolls: That's for me to judge, not for you to say.
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    11/20/09

    @snugbug: Heh. This reminds me of the old suck.com line...a fish, a barrel and a smoking gun. I don't know why.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/20/09

    In reply to Four Ways Listicles Make Us Immortal, According to Umberto Eco
    I am a big fan of Eco's work, and I gotta say I definitely agree with his theory. I don't think lists are the be-all-end-all of human existence, but making lists is one of the things which has actually made my life better.

    I've worked with, and against, depression for the past decade, and apart from medication and CBT work, the biggest thing keeping my life on track is the little 3x5 card I keep in my pocket with all my to-do stuff. I re-write the card every night and carry over the stuff I haven't done yet. It's helped immensely, and the satisfaction of checking a thing off the list is a great feeling.

    Thanks, Umberto!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Inalienable Right to Smoke
    There's a guy who watches porn on his laptop all day long at the cafe near my house. But he goes outside to smoke. #cigarettes
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Inalienable Right to Smoke
    This just in: no one ever moved to New York City for the air quality. #cigarettes
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    11/16/09

    @Dominant Glee Club: This just in: What is your point? #cigarettes
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    11/16/09

    @skt.smth: Smoking in the open air simply taints an already polluted atmosphere. If you want pure, clean air outside of your house, move to the mountains and paint the landscape with your brains. #cigarettes
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    11/17/09

    @Dominant Glee Club: Killing people with my shotgun simply taints an already violent atmosphere. If you want a safe, insulated social environment, move to a place where absolutely no one else lives and paint landscapes to sell on Etsy. #cigarettes
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    11/17/09

    @skt.smth: You have to double-check your Argument MadLibs to see if they're apt before you click "Share." #cigarettes
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    11/17/09

    @Dominant Glee Club: I found them apt both before and after the fact. #cigarettes
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    11/17/09

    @skt.smth: I have no doubt you did. #cigarettes
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Inalienable Right to Smoke

    That kid in the picture quit smoking. Today?

    (apologies, it [my mac? firefox? gawker?] won't let me upload the photo from my desktop.) #cigarettes
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    11/16/09

    @SaraRueful: (Never mind that last part. Phew.) #cigarettes
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Inalienable Right to Smoke
    My college tried to surreptitiously ban smoking throughout campus. Luckily, we're not some namby-pamby fey northern liberal arts school; we're a motherfucking southern school with real live frats where people get drunk and nonsmokers smoke, and true red-blooded Americans won't stand for any a' that gay mothering shit.

    No, but seriously, I'm glad I can saunter around campus with my cigarette looking super cool and annoying the hell out of all the tour groups and parents behind me.
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    Image of Nancy Sin Nancy Sin
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Inalienable Right to Smoke
    Fun fact: the tot in that photo is actually 14. #cigarettes
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    Image of AliHajiSheik AliHajiSheik
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Inalienable Right to Smoke
    I assume this means I can ban non-commercial drivers from pouring their exhaust into my personal airspace? #cigarettes
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