OK, Sadists, You Can Now Watch David Blaine Getting Electrocuted Live

"Endurance artist" David Blaine's latest stupid human trick is standing on a platform and getting electrocuted for 72 hours.
The next Regis will likely be former NY Giants defensive end Michael Strahan, who will co-host Live! with Kelly Ripa.
Liveblog of Gizmodo's Liveblog of the iPad 3 Announcement A Post Making Fun of My Co-Workers by the Minute [Booger]
As we speak, Gawker Media gadget site Gizmodo is liveblogging writing about the forthcoming release of Apple's iPad 3. Will the new device have a screen? Will it have a blade for stabbing Nook users? Will Steve Jobs descend from the heavens with a chorus of angels? Will the angels be clothed, or will there be "naked…
Live: The New Hampshire Primary
It's time to cover the results of the First Primary in the Nation, New Hampshire — that famous outlier among the Republican coalition that doesn't tell you much about anything! Mitt Romney is expected to win, but will he win by enough? That's how we're sucking you in tonight. If Mitt Romney doesn't get 52% of the…
Live: The Last Iowa Republican Debate
Tonight is that most important of nights for Iowa Republicans: Their final chance to see our beloved field of Republican presidential candidates say the same things they say in every debate. But will they say these things differently? Who will fuck up most comically? Go soak that tampon in grain alcohol, put on a…
Occupy Wall Street: Live
Here's a livestream of Occupy Wall Street, which has planned a big day of action for today.
Live: The CNBC GOP Presidential Debate
The presidential candidates have come to Michigan, to do a slick pagan money-sucking dance on CNBC in front of the citizens of one of the more screwed states in the country. It should be great! Oh, and now Tea Party patriarch Rick Santelli will be there, asking questions. Oof. So put some dollar bills in your collar,…
Live: The Tea Party GOP Debate
Isn't it just cute, at the end of the day? The Tea Party Express got their very own presidential debate in Florida, thanks to the suckers at CNN. They'll be asking only the best questions, like "What will you do about United Nations Agenda 21?" and "Will you salt the ground over NPR's building after defunding and…
Lady Gaga Opens the VMAs with Bizarre Monologue as Male Alter Ego
The 2011 MTV Video Music Awards just kicked off with an angry anti-Lady Gaga monologue by... Lady Gaga, dressed as male alter ego Jo Calderone. Gaga/Calderone followed up the monologue with a performance of "You and I," excerpts of which—including reaction shots from Britney Spears and Justin Bieber—you'll find…
A Fake Nicolas Cage Accosts the Real Jake Gyllenhaal on SNL
We've previously lauded Andy Samberg's Nicolas Cage impersonation from SNL. Well, tonight, Samberg-as-Cage was back—with a very real Jake Gyllenhaal, who delivered the line of the evening: "You're in every movie—you're like the white Samuel L. Jackson."
