In case you didn't think that gay jack-of-all-trade Neil Patrick Harris didn't want to fill the seat on Coffee Klatch: LIVE! vacated by Regis Philbin, he actually pretended to be Regis this morning while guest hosting with celebrity fag hag Kelly Ripa.

Today is the last day on the air for Regis Philbin, the man with the most hours on camera according to the Guinness Book of World Records. We've been watching the show all month and it's pretty clear that it's his time to go. Have a look at this video—compiled by Gawker intern Roger Cormier—to see just a few of the…

Jerry Seinfeld is set to temporarily take over as co-host of Live! after Regis Philbin's final show on Friday. Hey, when did Seinfeld and Philbin get so close, anyway? And why is Philbin on the cover of Newsweek with him instead of with longtime friend David Letterman? That's what a jealous Letterman wanted to know…

Of all the awful things that Jersey Shore sea hag Snooki has ever done, this one has got to be the worst. This morning she was on Live with a Singing Wig and Andy Rooney and she decided she was going to "Snookerize" Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa. Somehow that ended up involving Regis stripping to the waist and…

This morning on Live with Regis and Kell-Kell Kelly Ripa brought up a recent study that showed a correlation between the size of men's penises and the length of their fingers. She decided to test out the findings on America's busiest retiree, her co-host Regis Philbin. Guess what: he's hung!

On Regis and Kelly, Jason Bateman outed himself as a "belieber" after having seen Never Say Never with his daughter. While Kelly similarly had an emotional experience with the film, Regis chides, "You're Jason Bateman, man, pull yourself together!"

When Regis is away, Andy Cohen comes to play! While giving the Live! audience a run-down of his credentials, Kelly seizes the opportunity for to beg him to be on one of his Real Houswives shows.

Amanda Seyfried stopped by Regis and Kelly to discuss her busy schedule, which includes two new movies and the "mind-blowing" Big Love finale. She discuses Colin Firth's big win, the actors who inspire her, and working with triple-threat JT.

Aw, this is kind of adorable: after Regis whines about never being called back after his guest spot on How I Met Your Mother, Regis then turns to Josh Radnor's parents in the audience for some rapid-fire questioning.

On Regis and Kelly this morning, The Donald discussed the serious possibility of running for President in order to "fix this great country" of ours. And what better way to garner votes than by using scare tactics?

While on Regis And Kelly to promote his new movie, Topher ends up discussing an older one. He remembers meeting one of his favorite actresses while filming Valentine's Day and how he made a less than memorable impression on her.

What's with it with talk show hosts showing us their bloody wounds lately? Yesterday it was Jimmy Fallon going under the knife on Dr. Oz and today Regis took off his band-aid to reveal an open wound. TMI, fellas!

Anyone who's ever flown on an airplane has experienced that terrible, sinking moment in which you realize that you are seated near a screaming two year-old. Pray that the next time this happens, you're also seated next to Amy Poehler.

Betty just turned 90 and she's still America's Sweetheart, it's easy to see why. Watch her discuss what it's like entering a new decade of life, her favorite birthday present and what she'd do with Kelly if she replaced Regis.

January Jones stopped by Live with Regis and Kelly to talk about her new movie Unknown co-starring the Irish giant, Liam Neeson. Regis took this as his cue to do an impression of a leprechaun Mr. Neeson.

The First Lady stopped by Regis and Kelly in honor of their ten-year anniversary episode . Elegant, poised, and flawlessly dressed as always, Michelle Obama talks about Barack as a romantic and what she'd like for Valentine's Day.

Regis' New Years resolution was to learn how to use Twitter. He employs an expert to show him the ropes including what to type, to reread your entry before you post and to always keep your mouse on the desk.

This morning, Regis Philbin shocked viewers when he announced his impending retirement from his morning show. Tonight, friend David Letterman got Philbin on the phone during the Late Show to sort the whole thing out—and bicker with him.

Leighton Meester gave a short interview to Kelly Ripa and her beau on Live! today in which she went on about how fantastic her home state of Florida is. Mainly, she likes that it's the exactly opposite of New York.