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    Image of Margatron Margatron
    09/16/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    We love you, Vince! Please come back and sell us somewhat useful as-seen-on-tv products so that we can then remix your commercials into awesome songs!

    Also, I'm surprised no one's posted this video yet.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    09/16/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    He looks awesome.
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    "AAAARRRGHH, Mateys. She's me First Mate on this voyage, for sure, and any man who wants to parley further about the matter will be spending the rest of their days and nights in Davy Jones' locker. AAAARRRGHH!!"
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    EddieTheDane was starred EddieTheDane was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    Ya know, they actually look kind of good together. I can totally imagine them as a real life couple that might show up at my Labor Day backyard barbecue.
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    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    09/15/09

    @onebadclam: you need move. immediately. my suggestion is you look for a fixer upper on the other side of the river styx
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    EddieTheDane was starred EddieTheDane was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/15/09

    @EddieTheDane: Oh, they would definitely be the neighbors you suspect cooks meth at the rural property they inherited when his daddy died but really can't not invite for fear they will poison your pets in revenge. I'm just saying they are in the same league, dating-wise.
     Reply
    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of HarrietClytius HarrietClytius
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    looks like the 'cat's got his tongue' ?
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    EddieTheDane promoted this comment HarrietClytius was starred HarrietClytius was unstarred
    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    09/15/09

    @HarrietClytius: no.
    cat bag's got his tongue
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    EddieTheDane was starred EddieTheDane was unstarred
    Image of once once
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    He has a permanent wise-ass face, which I kind of like - if only he were flipping her off
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    once was starred once was unstarred
    Image of Recently Newly Redundant Recently Newly Redundant
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    Holy fucking Faces of Meth!
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    Calraigh promoted this comment Recently Newly Redundant was starred Recently Newly Redundant was unstarred
    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    Ooh wee, somebody minimize that photo, that's a whole lot of ugly right there...
     Reply
    jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
    Image of Kosar Söze Kosar Söze
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    "Are you getting this, camera guy? It's my publicist, the Crypt Keeper. "
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    TheBusinessGuy promoted this comment Kosar Söze was starred Kosar Söze was unstarred
    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    This photo is a window into a parallel universe no one from this world wants to visit, yet every time it winks open, we stand gaping.

    Like when someone emails you the goatse photo link and you know what it is but for some reason click anyway.
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    City_Dater was starred City_Dater was unstarred
    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    09/15/09

    @City_Dater: As Richard would say, Correct.
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    Calraigh promoted this comment Agador Spartacus was starred Agador Spartacus was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    09/15/09

    @City_Dater: It's what Conrad described as the fascination of the abomination. No matter how nauseating we know the vision that will assault us to be, we are nonetheless compelled to look into the ass of evil.
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    Hold on just a minute.
    I have a serious question about all this.

    The guy behind Lizzie Grubman.
    Isn't that the assistant Priest from Luc Besson's"The Fifth Element"?
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    EddieTheDane was starred EddieTheDane was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/15/09

    @EddieTheDane: A newly post-adolescent male always sits a few feet behind the Grubb. A good soul repository combined with a feeding vessel.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    Grubman is the most disgusting thing ShamWow ever picked up.
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    09/15/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: winner, winner
    chicken dinner
     Reply
    Edited by EddieTheDane at 09/15/09 5:19 PM EddieTheDane was starred EddieTheDane was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    She's obviously doing a good job because I've never seen a ShamWow ad, so I didn't know who pitched it and I also didn't know that he had a taste for cannibal hookers before this morning.

    So, he's definitely getting his money's worth.

    I also kind of hope and think it fair, if ShamWow would pay some toward her bill because I know, the next time I see their product by the registers at Walmart, I'll think of cannibal hookers and will likely tell a friend.
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    Edited by Magister at 09/15/09 12:33 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    "Cannibal Hookers: How Reputations are Built On and Destroyed By Bloody Confrontations in Motel Rooms" by Malcolm Gladwell.
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    psybab promoted this comment Fry_Bread_Power was starred Fry_Bread_Power was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/15/09

    In reply to How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
    Mighty Tan and Bitey Fan
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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    09/15/09

    @BettyCrocker: I can smell what you're cooking here, Crocker.
    Nicely done
     Reply
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