"AAAARRRGHH, Mateys. She's me First Mate on this voyage, for sure, and any man who wants to parley further about the matter will be spending the rest of their days and nights in Davy Jones' locker. AAAARRRGHH!!"
Ya know, they actually look kind of good together. I can totally imagine them as a real life couple that might show up at my Labor Day backyard barbecue.
@EddieTheDane: Oh, they would definitely be the neighbors you suspect cooks meth at the rural property they inherited when his daddy died but really can't not invite for fear they will poison your pets in revenge. I'm just saying they are in the same league, dating-wise.
@City_Dater: It's what Conrad described as the fascination of the abomination. No matter how nauseating we know the vision that will assault us to be, we are nonetheless compelled to look into the ass of evil.
She's obviously doing a good job because I've never seen a ShamWow ad, so I didn't know who pitched it and I also didn't know that he had a taste for cannibal hookers before this morning.
So, he's definitely getting his money's worth.
I also kind of hope and think it fair, if ShamWow would pay some toward her bill because I know, the next time I see their product by the registers at Walmart, I'll think of cannibal hookers and will likely tell a friend.
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Also, I'm surprised no one's posted this video yet.
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cat bag's got his tongue
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Like when someone emails you the goatse photo link and you know what it is but for some reason click anyway.
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I have a serious question about all this.
The guy behind Lizzie Grubman.
Isn't that the assistant Priest from Luc Besson's"The Fifth Element"?
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chicken dinner
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So, he's definitely getting his money's worth.
I also kind of hope and think it fair, if ShamWow would pay some toward her bill because I know, the next time I see their product by the registers at Walmart, I'll think of cannibal hookers and will likely tell a friend.
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Nicely done