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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    08/20/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
    Is there even one person reading these comments who would like to be kept informed about the pathetic lives of Spencer and/or Heidi? Please. No more. They make me sad.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    08/20/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
    so ricky martin named one of the twins valentino... i think on the geighness meter that scores pretty high right? naming them dolce and gabbana might be the only thing higher on the meter...
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    08/20/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
    I know it's heartless but I just really want to shoot Amy Winehouse and put her out of her misery.
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    Image of bens bens
    08/20/09

    @bboston88: Heart attack, pulmonary embolism, abcess, or emphysema is going to do her in pretty soon. You'd think that she would be able to afford enough drugs to keep her from having runny nose/watery eyes dopesickness.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08/20/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
    1. In other news, there's something uniquely creepy about a daughter discussing her father's sexual prowess.

    That's two for this week! We also have a son who knows what his mother thinks about Bernie Madoff's penis.

    2. Jason Schwartzman secretly married a clothing designer named Brady Cunningham.

    Cunningham. Do you think she's Jewish?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/27/09

    In reply to Madonna Keeps Boytoy Gift for Herself at Gay Birthday Party
    I was told there’d be cock.                                                                                
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    05/27/09

    @iplaudius: You didn't see Madge at the urinal?
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    05/27/09

    In reply to Madonna Keeps Boytoy Gift for Herself at Gay Birthday Party
    Aw, better than a passport smile though. Marc's isn't.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/27/09

    In reply to Madonna Keeps Boytoy Gift for Herself at Gay Birthday Party
    Where is the pony?
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    Image of blix blix
    05/27/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: No pony but there are rumors that birthday boy has horse-like attributes.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/27/09

    @blix:
    Nothing like an equine queen.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/27/09

    @rudi_freude: Give a whole new twist to chomping at the bit.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/28/09

    @blix: Or mounting the steed.
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    Image of Fabrice Sensation Fabrice Sensation
    05/27/09

    In reply to Madonna Keeps Boytoy Gift for Herself at Gay Birthday Party
    The day these faglords start calling themselves bears is the day I retire from homosexuality.


    I have now retired from homosexuality.

     Reply
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    05/27/09

    @Fabrice Sensation: Seriously. Those are Chelsea boys with beards.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs Rumored Engaged. Again.
    This thing looks like that thing:


    [bumpshack.com]

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/19/09

    In reply to Kanye West Charged In Airport Attack
    See?? I TOLD all of you nay-sayers (neigh-sayers?) that there was a use for TMZ!!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs Rumored Engaged. Again.
    when they arrive in Brazil wearing rings.
    What the story doesn't say is, they're cock rings.
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    Image of dado dado
    03/19/09

    In reply to Kanye West Charged In Airport Attack
    That's a great picture of Vindeezle on Page 6. He looks like he's part of the Joker's gang wearing their bank robbing masks.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/19/09

    In reply to Kanye West Charged In Airport Attack
    THATS SOME LINDSAY LOHANS SH*T!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Cecil's Wielder Cecil's Wielder
    03/19/09

    In reply to Kanye West Charged In Airport Attack
    [i]the university considers him and his career beneath comment.[/i]


    And yet, that curious admission letter...

     Reply
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    Image of Cecil's Wielder Cecil's Wielder
    03/19/09

    @GiuseppeRoloson: Effed that one up.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    03/19/09

    @GiuseppeRoloson: Use the greater than/less than signs (above comma and period) instead of brackets, and you're good to go.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/19/09

    @SaraRueful: SaraRueful-- Helpful Hints from Heloise
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    03/19/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Dammit, this is supposed to be anonymous! (flings back flowing prematurely-white hair, goes to clean something with vinegar)
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/19/09

    @GiuseppeRoloson: I consider him beneath me too. Unfortunately, that's as far as it goes.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs Rumored Engaged. Again.
    Between them they have, like, eleventy o'clock shadow. And the way their heads are together kind of looks like a heart. So, sort of endearing.


    If only I could find a younger, cuter version of myself to employ and subsequently marry.

     Reply
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