• Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after maybe mixing up some "medication" she is on to fight drug addiction. The basketcase British singer was released within 24 hours.
• For some reason Page Six is reporting that Marc Jacobs did marry Lorenzo Matrone, even though two of Jacobs' PR reps denied the story to Fashion Week Daily.
• In other weird denied-gossip news, Lindsay Lohan is still refuting reports she was struck by a motorcycle Saturday, but supposedly she is simultaneously acknowledging to friends she went to the hospital around that time. "But [she] won't tell anyone why. It's really odd." [R&M]
• Chace Crawford and roommate Ed Westwick, both of Gossip Girl, stayed within a foot of each other throughout a recent Ting Tings show. They also supposedly ignored a bunch of "flirty girls." [R&M]
• Rosie O'Donnell was going to be in Les Miserables? And now she's not because her kid broke his wrist?? The tigers really do come at night. [Showbiz Spy]
• Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf wasn't just busted for driving drunk — he was also busted driving around at 3 am with actress Isbael Lucas, aka the girlfriend of Entourage star Adrian Grenier. [Daily News]
• Now you've gone and forced Britney Spears to make another reality show. Sigh. [X17]
• Jerry Seinfeld's TV mom doesn't even has his phone number. Right, because she's his TV mom, not his real mom. Get in line, lady! [P6]
• Sad George Michael was delayed by weather on his jet trip to Boston for his concert tour, then had to wait for Sting and Bruce Springsteen to take off first. [P6]

• Staffer in Louis Vuitton press office, Paris: "He's here right now."
• Manager, Marc Jacobs Palais Royal boutique, Paris: "He was not in the Paris store this weekend, but sometimes it happens when he is in town... I don't know about his private life."
• Salesperson, Marc Jacobs store on Bleecker Street, New York:"We have no reports or anything like that... I am sure they would have sent something out. But one of my friends told me about the marriage. I have no idea if it's true or not."
• Davé Cheung of Marc's regular chinois restaurant Davé: "I don't know about this... We cannot get married in France yet—here, we have not yet passed such a law. In Spain, yes. In San Francisco, yes. But not Paris. To get married here is impossible—unless it is to a lady. They can have a celebration but not a legal marriage."

Next time ask his yoga instructor! Or, you know, his rentboy.

[Fashion Week Daily via Cityfile]

• Marc Jacobs is maybe getting married! To the upmarket man, Lorenzo Matrone, in Paris. Will former rentboy and perpetual Jacobs ex Jason Preston attend Y/N??! [Gay Socialites]
• Harvey Weinstein allowed his name to be taken off the Emmy nomination for Project Runway, a major moneymaker his company produces. For this selfless gesture, he is considered a real mensch. [P6]
• Another embarrassing Eliot Spitzer item in the Post, this time claiming someone on the street heckled his "Attorney General" t-shirt. Yesterday he was being snickered at in his gym. He's either getting out more or pissing off the Post. [P6]
• Heather Mills' publicist, who apparently does not read much in the way of press, has discovered that Heather Mills is "impossible." God, even the Times covered that story, and they're not much for vicious celebrity news. [Us]
• Shanna Moakler threw a drink on Kim Kardashian and called her a whore for flirting with her ex-husband back before they broke up. Which sounds damatic, but they both have reality shows, so this is how they make smalltalk. [P6]
• Poor Alex Rodriguez was harrassed by beautiful women at a rooftop bar and had to leave. But he was there with "two male buddies," so he was kind of asking for it. [P6]
• After saying Britney Spears is not a "puppet," the singer's record collaborator Keri Hilson adds that Spears "never mouths off" and "takes direction very well." So not a puppet in strictly the literal sense, then. [Showbiz Spy]