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06/19/09
And the evident fatigue--he hasn't had a decent night's sleep for years, I'm sure. And then to undergo a a very public orchidectomy--and without anesthesia, his wife wielding the knife... Thank God the chopper guys are giving him a bike. He needs an escape, if only to gain one single goddamn minute to himself..
I'd be drinkin' an whorin', too.
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And Kate only wanted one more? THEY wanted one more. And when you do fertility drugs you run the risk of birthing a litter like a golden retriever underneath the stairs.
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He probably would be really vigilant about condoms, though.
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(Of course, my childhood wasn't on tv)
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Also, Trump Tower is what these people think of as a swanky NY address. That and Kate's shiteous wardrobe and grooming - not only the hair but the French manicured nail extensions and tanning booth look - they're not even good at being nouveau riche. With that kind of dough per episode I would have my own Barney's personal shopper working round the clock.
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Which really doesn't explain Trump Towers. That seems just silly if your cash cow show is about to be over, and you have no discernable skills to speak of. I get the feeling he's not the best with handling money either, as he appears to be an over aged frat boy. It's possible he'd spend all his money on Red Bull and Hot Pockets.
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From what I remember from the very early episodes, Jon was quite handsome when he was younger and when he met Kate he had just returned home from backpacking around Europe for several months. His Daddy was a successful dentist and Jon had zero motivation. I've always wondered why he married her in the first place, he was so young. Then again, she was a good looking blond. (He said he was shocked when she was pregnant and couldn't dye her hair and he discovered she was actually a brunette!!!)
At any rate, if they do divorce, it would be best for them and the babies will adjust to the circumstances. At least I hope so. (I'm not so sure about Mady, but the others will adjust.)
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You can tell natural hair color by looking at eyebrows. You'd have to be stupid not to know that.
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Dear gawd, it's almost as thought people should consider things other than hair color when choosing a mate. Say it ain't so!
06/18/09
Don't hate the playah, hate the game,
Jon,
Play your game playah, there ain't no shame.
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