@ian spiegelman: As you can tell, I'm doing a, uh, well...some kind of job. Broken galleries, bad geography, premature posting: you stopped in on an exciting weekend. Kind of like the president of the alumni association rolling up to school, with me, passed out on the commons lawn, a dick drawn on my face in sharpie. But these people (and I), we miss you! You are still very loved, and I hear about it often.
Well, summer posting is hard and unforgiving. There's no news, and it's hard to spread nothing around. But you seem to be doing pretty well. I would advise you to actively search out news involving monkeys and sharks and other pesky animals. That can always save the day, and is fitting as far as what I tried to construct for Gawker weekends.
Otherwise, just keep going at it with an open mind, and maybe fit in more leisure. You're the weekend man after all. Wow, I really miss it now that I talk about it.
Just have fun with it. You're the weekend guy, not a German Field Marshall. Try posting a Youtube "one more thing" Those are fun as hell!
@Foster Kamer: @ ian spiegelman: Lovely PDB (=Public Display of Bromance), brahs. You two should be arrested. Or at least forced to post a video of your virtual makeouts.
@blamenotmylute: ya, just a slight jump-o-the-gun there .. i'm skeptical of anyone who announces their win publicly the day after the drawing -- especially from a pron whore :p
c'mon.. not buying it. don't y'all remember Alan Abel's little hoax, pretending to throw a party for a purported lottery winner just to fuck with the media? And that was in 1990 when it was a lot harder to fameball...
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: To disambiguate, Fosterino: San Gabriel, Calif. is in located in the San Gabriel Valley, not San Fernando Valley. It's a non-porny valley.
@snugbug: Corrected. I had sticky intel (hee!). But the part about her living in San Gabriel, regardless of their porn production, I've been assured as true.
If you'd like to see the ultimate lottery-has-ruined-our-lives story, I would like to direct your attention herruh:
Forty-two residents of the struggling cotton-farming town of Roby band together to enter the lottery. They buy 430 tickets. Then—on the eve of Thanksgiving, no less—they hit the jackpot, winning $46 million. You might expect a happy ending. Not even close.
THE ROBY STAR-RECORD RAN just one article about the $46 million windfall: a reprint from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, which it placed below the fold, at the very bottom of its front page, beneath a story whose headline read "Letters to Santa Due on December 17th." In Roby, it was a delicate news story; the fact that so many citizens had been caught gambling—and had brought international attention to the town by playing the numbers, no less—carried a whiff of impropriety in a community where nearly everyone's church affiliation is either Baptist or Church of Christ. When it came to light that more than half the deacons at the Roby Church of Christ were lottery winners, three families left the church in protest and parishioners debated whether the gamblers in their midst should be required to tithe their winnings. "That was the only uproar we had," said church member Foy Mitchell. "Our preacher told us that Sunday that the Good Book says not to judge, and that's the last he spoke of it."
@Scratcher: definitely.. even her being from the the UK, it'd make for a good story... at least on Lifetime. The only question that remains.. who would play the mom -- Meredith Baxter Birney or Joanna Kerns?
@badasscat: Im sorry but the idea of a home as a investment NEEDS to stop. Its not in most cases, especially as of late where homes are worth squat.
There are certainly situations where buying a home (or land for a home) does net you money, but over time more money is put into a home than it will ever be worth in the long run.
@Jim Topoleski:
Even if a home doesn't appreciate in value, it still has value and since she bought them with lottery winnings, nobody has an outstanding mortgage, so whatever their value, it's like money in the bank.
It's likely she mortgaged the homes to continue to spend. That's especially common in the US, where the mortgage interest tax credit is a strong motivator to maintain debt.
@Unsolicited Advice: The article doesn't mention it. It does say that she's trying to sell her own home for £180k to pay a £3000 lawyer fee, so she probably has at least that much equity, but the article doesn't mention any second mortgages.
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Well, summer posting is hard and unforgiving. There's no news, and it's hard to spread nothing around. But you seem to be doing pretty well. I would advise you to actively search out news involving monkeys and sharks and other pesky animals. That can always save the day, and is fitting as far as what I tried to construct for Gawker weekends.
Otherwise, just keep going at it with an open mind, and maybe fit in more leisure. You're the weekend man after all. Wow, I really miss it now that I talk about it.
Just have fun with it. You're the weekend guy, not a German Field Marshall. Try posting a Youtube "one more thing" Those are fun as hell!
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And Foster, that was, however, a championship salute to Ian.
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i call bullshit.
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Please go directly to remedial geography class.
Thank you,
San Gabriel.
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I dunno... you could buy about 4.5M fifteen dollar San Gabriel massages for that.
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Forty-two residents of the struggling cotton-farming town of Roby band together to enter the lottery. They buy 430 tickets. Then—on the eve of Thanksgiving, no less—they hit the jackpot, winning $46 million. You might expect a happy ending. Not even close.
[www.cowboyjunkies.com]
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THE ROBY STAR-RECORD RAN just one article about the $46 million windfall: a reprint from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, which it placed below the fold, at the very bottom of its front page, beneath a story whose headline read "Letters to Santa Due on December 17th." In Roby, it was a delicate news story; the fact that so many citizens had been caught gambling—and had brought international attention to the town by playing the numbers, no less—carried a whiff of impropriety in a community where nearly everyone's church affiliation is either Baptist or Church of Christ. When it came to light that more than half the deacons at the Roby Church of Christ were lottery winners, three families left the church in protest and parishioners debated whether the gamblers in their midst should be required to tithe their winnings. "That was the only uproar we had," said church member Foy Mitchell. "Our preacher told us that Sunday that the Good Book says not to judge, and that's the last he spoke of it."
shall we say, lulz.
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Buying a home isn't "pissing away" money. Either she made a really, really bad investment or the home(s) she bought is/are still worth something.
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There are certainly situations where buying a home (or land for a home) does net you money, but over time more money is put into a home than it will ever be worth in the long run.
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Even if a home doesn't appreciate in value, it still has value and since she bought them with lottery winnings, nobody has an outstanding mortgage, so whatever their value, it's like money in the bank.
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It's likely she mortgaged the homes to continue to spend. That's especially common in the US, where the mortgage interest tax credit is a strong motivator to maintain debt.
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ba'bonk!
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Oh, and two boob jobs, so it's not all been wasted.
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