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Wanted: NYU-Area Goth Girl, K-Mart Shopper

Hi young Gawker girls. Do you show up in New York City every spring, hang around by the Cube looking for handouts and pretending you're homeless? If so, a gross old guy would like to party with you, princess! The lovelorn Craigslist user is seeking "alternative/punk girl who has been in kmart in astor place?? I see you sexy alternative style girls in there when I go into to get my plant stuff. Interested in an older generous guy to pamper and adore you? Please reply. I am cute!" He's into plants and he's not averse to treating you like a whore! Go meet your man right here.

11:19 AM on Sun May 25 2008
By ian spiegelman
3,435 views, 27 comments

Latest by Smirk: @luciluce666: I'm thinking SHE is his Blue Light Special. Ew. more »

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Mr. Right Iz Here, Ladies

Your search is over, ladies: "Mr. Right Iz Here Waitin on U." On Craigslist! His straightforward message: "Listen If U Really Wanna Get 2 Know Me Just Send Me A Note." Simple, honest, persuasive... and right. And he included a total of 30 pictures with his one-sentence pitch. Including a few unrelated wedding pictures that don't even appear to have him in it. But this handful should be enough to give you the essence of what your new man is all about: More »

11:39 AM on Wed May 21 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
82,970 views, 129 comments

Latest by quinticire: He's indicating the dimension of his private part with that middle finger. more »