"No, what I said was, 'I want you to THROW your hotdog down my HALLWAY.'"

[One of the famed Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles crashed into a Mount Pleasant, Wisconson house yesterday evening after losing control. Nobody was home or injured. Report via AP. Caption via pubb13.]
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