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    This Is Not About Lu Parker

    L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    Hmmm...also, I put the text on her page above into the Bimbo Translator and I got this:


    "This is totally about me. Actually, it's about my friend's kid, but I'm going to take credit for it because it's going to make me look deep. So my friend lives in the godforsaken swampy south with a couple of brats and I'm fabulous and live in LA and still have a flat stomach. So, Susy Homemaker Loser was telling me some stupid touching story about her kid and I thought...maybe I can use this to upgrade my brand on my website. Whatever that means!"

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    I love that right above the title "Not About Me" it says "About Lu."
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    there is truly nothing more pathetic than the self-promotional efforts of aspiring D-minus celebrities.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    Liebe mein affe-mienke!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    According to Wikipedia, Lu Parker received a Master's of Art Education from The Citadel.


    Which sounds kind of like attending the Rhode Island School of Design for its ROTC program, but whatever -- don't mess with her.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/03/09

    @TedSez: The latter makes a lot more sense than the former. You could be designing things to make people 'splode.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    "The story about my friend's son affected me so much, I had to don a tube top and ask the world to smell my armpits."
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    06/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Hey, now; if someone classy is wearing it, it's called a bandeau.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    Tame.


    Helen Thomas' blog is totally NSFW.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    Perhaps she needs to do an investigation on the species of her pet. I'm no zoologist, but that ain't a monkey.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    What's her view on opposite marriage?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06/03/09

    In reply to This Is Not About Lu Parker
    So she doesn't get to the zoo much, but check out those abs.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/03/09

    @son of spam: Damn you, spammy.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/03/09

    @son of spam: Whatever. All women would look like that if they spent their time at the gym instead of the zoo.


    (Also, HAH.)

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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    06/03/09

    In reply to L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
    "There will be no conflict."


    Because nobody in LA takes KTLA seriously.

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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    06/03/09

    In reply to L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
    I was trying to find the Parker Center, and got this instead!


    /rimshot


    Ay Dios mio!!!!!


    (/Fred Armisen'd)

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    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    06/03/09

    In reply to L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
    This woman's look reminds me that there are no ugly women, just women with no money. How much do you think goes into putting that woman together in that water shot. Hair, makeup, fake boobs. My local bag girl is ten times hotter than she is, and without the special effects.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    06/03/09

    @rockandhardPL: This jibes with my Unified Theory of Britney Spears.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/03/09

    In reply to L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
    so, is Gavin Newsom his wingman?
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/03/09

    In reply to L.A. Mayor's Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
    This Mayor is a true player. Impressive.


    Perhaps he, and not Antonio Banderas, should take the lead role in the film about legendary cocksman Porfirio Rubirosa.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Hmm. Well, you know PR's ex-wife Zsa Zsa Gabor is still living. Get in the line-up, boys1
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @BookishLookish: hee, make that !!1! not 1
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/03/09

    @BookishLookish:


    Yea, right, we will be blind folded too, I suppose?


    I know you can fake a good Hungarian accent.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: "We"? I mean, "Ve"?


    (Excuse me for taking so long to respond, I was wiping up the drool puddle next to my computer.)

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