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    Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby

    Bravo TV Provides A Historic Solution To All Your Anal Lubricant Needs
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    In all honesty - has any women out there ever tried these "arousing" lubricants, and do they really work?
    Sounds interesting enough, but I find it hard to believe it's nothing more than a marketing ploy.
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    Image of bigazzkidlisberger bigazzkidlisberger
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    Saliva + Tongue = Female Arousal Gel


    Save your money boys

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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    03/18/09

    @bigazzkid is Robin Givens in Boomerang: By gods he's figured it out! Someone give this person a gold star! Nay, a GOLD MEDAL! Or how about a golden ticket?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    Ingredients are:


    PEG 8, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxypropylcellulose, Tocopherol, Niacin


    Must be the PEG 8, whatever that is. Science kids, can you give us the skinny?

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/18/09

    @BookishLookish: Could be the niacin, which stimulates capillaries, and Scientologists.
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    Arousal gel? Sweeties, all I need is Clive Owen. Thanks so much.
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    I am interested in Gawker giving me this product.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    03/19/09

    @HeyThatsMyBike: Everyone knows this is all the rage in fun lady-part toys.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    Nice timing. They sent it on "hump day."
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    Females and sex? You're perplexing my little geigh brain.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @Kid Twist: Sometimes females even have sex with each other. They have geigh brains too!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    If I refer to it as "her," will it work on my mangina?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    So would the male version somehow involve cold cuts and bottled egg farts? 'Cause I'm thinking very little else is needed.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    KY products should be sold by the gallon at Costco, along with a Slip-n-Slide, for Lubetoberfest.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/18/09

    @BadUncle: Because nothing gets a woman hotter than an oompa band.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03/18/09

    @BadUncle: In breakaway lederhosen.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @scroll_lock: It's the little hats.
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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    With this and Bill O'Reilly's sex tape I'm bound to get lucky this weekend!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll: Of course he wrote an unintentionally funny dirty book! Thank you, Belabras, this is going to make my day. Howling!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/18/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll: Hah. Awesome. And the fact that it comes from William Gibson just makes it that much better.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll: Btw, HamNo is totes all over this, see new post.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    If a female was meant to be aroused during sex, God would have given her a penis.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: You are so not married to a Jewess.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/18/09

    @BookishLookish: Sadly, no.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    "I hear squeaking! It doesn't work!"
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    I use fatback.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/18/09

    In reply to Oh Yes We Read You Loud And Clear Baby
    Female arousal gel: dishsoap. But on your hands. While you do the dishes.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/18/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Naked and in a cute little apron. Don't forget the pots and pans, sweetums!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/18/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: @TheHonJudgeSmails:


    Guys, guys ... easy on the misogynist humor. That bottle up there can replace us, you know.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/18/09

    @MisterHippity: no, mine's directed against men. What would that be exactly? misoandrist?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/18/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:


    Mrs. Smitros says there's nothing sexier than a man washing dishes.


    Misoandrist sounds like something involved with Japanese soup.

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