Why did an influential Christian leader just quietly leave the 20,000-member megachurch he founded in 1985? "Our pastor, he committed adultery with more than one woman. Our pastor, he committed sexual immorality, habitually, through pornography." Hmm, you have my attention.
God-Fearing Man Tormented by 2,000 Sexy Female Facebook Friends

New Jersey pastor Cedric Miller ordered married congregants to give up Facebook because the "temptation is just too great." His inspiration: The plight of congregant Elliott Subervi, who says 2000 beautiful women friended him, then tormented him with sexy messages.
Tag-Teaming in the Meat Room: Butcher Lust Becomes Frenzy
Hipster farmers are pussies. Yuppie foodies are embarrassing half-men. But butchers—so fucking hot, OMG. All the blood. All the meat. All the editing in the world can't conceal NYT reporter Kim Severson's butcher lust:
Hollywood Predictably Horny For The iPhone
On Friday, executives all over town will discover that no matter how many times they offer their anguished cries of, "Who the fuck does my assistant have to blow for me to get one of these goddamn iPhones?" to the Hollywood heavens, they'll still find themselves without the universally coveted, yet tragically…