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Who Is America's Other Hooker-Nailing Governor?

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The Recession Is Over
07/20/09

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I would have to vote against the Governator. "Annie" says she only learned he was married afterwords, and I think most people know that he is married already. Also, I'm pretty sure he would take the full hour.

Jindal I could see not lasting the full hour very easily.
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Michael Bauser
07/20/09

@I do love Sherry: Bobby Jindal doesn't hire prostitutes for sex. He hires them for exorcisms. His wife can't put on that show every night, you know?
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ShanghaiLil
07/20/09

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It's Sarah Paliin. Gotta be.
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Slap Bet
07/20/09

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I'll say this in defense of Rendell: from what I've heard, there's no shortage of cute democrat girls who are willing to sleep with him for free, so I doubt it's him. Plus I like him.
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The Recession Is Over
07/20/09

@Slap Bet: Came to change the world,
Stayed for the putang.
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LatestBy
07/20/09

@I do love Sherry: Came to change the world, changed the world when he came?
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Smitros
07/20/09

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This implies that there may only be one, but this is a bunch of politicians rather than Highlander.
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BlairPylades
07/20/09

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It can't be Jindall, Gibbons, Crist or Patrick. They were not governors when the incident took place.

The other four are legitimate contenders, as is Tim Kaine of Virginia.
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Magister
07/20/09

@BlairPylades: The article doesn't say with certainty that he was governor at the time, but that the client was or is a governor.

Didn't Ken Starr, Paula Jones or someone obtain testimony from Bill Cinton's State Police protection and didn't Sanford's guards say that he'd often slip away without them?

If "Annie's" story is true and if the client was governor at the time, then somebody sworn out there, knows or suspects the truth.
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pony_express
07/20/09

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Isn't the answer to this question all of them?
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ShubhadaIshcabibble
07/20/09

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I bet it's Jeb Bush.
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dissentingopinion
07/20/09

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I feel that Arnold is too noticeable to be sneaking around with prostitutes in expensive hotels, restaurants without page 6 knowing about it. But who would recognize Gibbons are Rendel on the street?
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Magister
07/20/09

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My heart would love for it to have been Mitt Romney, but the "prominent wife" thing probably rules him out.

And, though I really don't know much about the man, but looking through the Wikipedia list of sitting governors, thus far, Martin O'Malley of Maryland looks like a more likely suspect.
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Magister
07/20/09

@Magister: OK - There were almost career-derailing rumors of infidelity; There have been questions about an illegal contribution and a highway project, plus his wife is a judge from a political family.

Things that make you say, hmmm.
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cassandra
07/20/09

@Magister: But O'Malley is a Democrat. This guy's a Republican.
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Magister
07/20/09

@cassandra: Maybe I'm missing it, but I don't see party affiliation in the article and The Cajun Boy offered a bipartisan list.
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LeftCoastLady
07/20/09

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Since Spitzer met up with his "date" in DC on occasion, it could further lead to Schwarzenegger given Maria is from the DC 'burbs. And I definitely would buy that Maria wasn't giving him the "sort of affection."

Having said that, unless "Annie" has been under a rock, she would likely have been well aware that Schwarzenegger was married and to whom.

So, I'd put money on Rendell.
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MissNormaDesmond
07/20/09

@LeftCoastLady: While it's certainly possible that Annie boasts of intellectual abilities that aren't immediately apparent to the, uh, naked eye, it's also entirely possible that she doesn't. Have you ever seen an episode of Jaywalking? People can be really, really dumb. Which is to say, I'm still betting Arnold.
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MissNormaDesmond
07/20/09

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It's Arnold. Gotta be.
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CaligulaSanchez
07/20/09

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God, I can't wait for all this business to come to fruition so that Keith Olbermann can reference this specific post (and perhaps this specific comment?)

Also, my money is on Richardson. You can't do a stanky leg like that without getting something on the side.
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The Cajun Boy
07/20/09

@Randy Slamberg: I almost included Richardson. He just missed the cut. But I'd put his odds at 150-1 or so. Hard to see him sleeping with a hooker.
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CaligulaSanchez
07/20/09

@The Cajun Boy: uh believe it. He came to my high school in 2005 and could not stop staring/eye fucking the slutty/hot secretary and her fantastic cleavage.

Also, our football coach made a fat joke towards him.
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The One
07/20/09

@The Cajun Boy: Why? Because he's such a chick magnet?
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Foster Kamer
07/20/09

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Gotta be Gibbons. Rooting for Gibbons so hard. Also, I'll take those odds. $15 on Gibbons, with a fiver on Crist, just because.
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downlow
07/20/09

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All I can say is that I am amazed that so far Rick Perry has managed to avoid any sex escandalos. With that hairdo I'm sure he gets a lot of pussy thrown at him.
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The Cajun Boy
07/20/09

@downlow: I so wanted to throw Perry in there, and God I would LOVE for it to be him, but his wife doesn't even have her own Wikipedia page.
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contradicto
07/20/09

@The Cajun Boy: As a Texan, I sooooo want this to be Perry as well, but alas, I know next to nothing about his wife. I can't stand him for his wingnut-baiting antics, I hate him even more for making me think that Kay Bailey Hutchinson is a much better option for governor.
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