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    Lydia Hearst's Column Explained: She Is Drunk, Dumb

    Spencer Morgan goes deep inside the mind of 23-year-old Page Six Magazine columnist and magazine-dynasty heiress-model Lydia Hearst and finds out what astute readers may have already come to suspect: she's not very bright in some ways. I mean, she keeps saying she's "definitely not a socialite" or "airhead" but we keep not believing her. For good reason! More »
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    Lydia Hearst And Her Factory 2.0 Of Idiocy

    As noted femiblogger Moe Tkacik coolly observes, party gal Lydia Hearst has a diary page in Page Six Magazine in which she decries tabloid celebutards and also gives readers insight into what it means to be wealthy, young, intemperate, macabre, shallow, vapid, viscous and blithe. In the current Hearst Chronicles, we learn that Lydia and her friends have a thing called Factory 2.0. In her words, it's a "Andy Warhol-esque atmosphere in our own time." More »
  • Michelle Williams is rumored to be joining her estranged husband Heath Ledger in leaving her giant Brooklyn house behind in favor of Manhattan. Time to call up Celebrity Movers! [Page Six] More »
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    Comment by katieee: God, Heath and Michelle broke up? How did I miss this?! I don't even really care about either of them,... more » | Other threads

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    Dear heiress-model Lydia Hearst, you are self-plagiarizing and retelling all your good Roberto Cavalli anecdotes! Either that or you are living in "Groundhog Day." Somehow the latter seems more likely, it would explain so much! [NYO]
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    Comment by JillianSiegel: Speaking of Roberto Cavalli, did anyone catch the Julib coverage of the HM unveiling on the 8th? more » | Other threads

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    The Collected Wisdom Of Model-Heiress Lydia Hearst

    "I will be the first to say that I have had a charmed life. I get to travel to places and have adventures that most people don't. I get to design handbags and walk runways. So why not write about it?" asks 21-year-old William Randolph Hearst estate heiress and Heatherette muse Lydia Hearst. Well! Because you're not a writer? Though we suppose that has never stopped anyone before. Also, Lydia has some unexpected pearls of actual wisdom to disperse. Unsurprisingly, though, they are set into the same Page Six Magazine column-jewel as several totally Kenneth Jay Lane fake pearls of complete and utter retardation. Which is which is for you to decide. More »
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    Comment by LVP: "OMG, They wouldn't accept my Black AMEX!" more » | Other threads

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  • Britney Spears put soda in her kids' baby bottles and then tried to get a dentist to whiten their little teeth. [Us] More »
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    Comment by bboston88: Britney's "country y'all." Seatbelts and nutrition are merely suggestions. And who cares about excessive sugar, those teeth aren't staying around... more » | Other threads

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    Comment by laurosaur: @IBentMyWookie: ummm... socialites, get collagen injected in their lips? and heiresses, sort of act like it's pedestrian to have them.... more » | Other threads