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    Image of kookla kookla
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    WHERE WAS LIZA??
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    Image of MelitaPolyhymnia MelitaPolyhymnia
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    Haters! Why begrudge Michael his "showy" funeral and burial. He was a showman in life, and his end of life rituals were certainly in line with the life he led.

    Once again, there were mistakes, tragedy and sorrow in his life, much like the rest of us. Like Ted Kennedy, he had issues that could not be reversed, yet they both still managed to achieve many of their loftier goals. Each in his respective field of expertise.

    Michael earned hundreds of millions of dollars in his lifetime, and although there were financial difficulties at his death, they will soon be rectified and squared away.

    I choose to remember the great music, exquisite visuals, the generosity of creating Neverland and constantly opening it up to the less fortunate. Going there was a magical experience with all the candy, ice cream, rides, etc. Any kids dream come true. Just to point out, the enormous cost to Michael for the creation and upkeep of Neverland was in his mind worth it just to see the smiles on the kids faces who, yes, went there and had a magnificent time.

    He traveled the world and knew his mere presence to some kids was a healing experience and he gave of himself tirelessly.

    His lyrics were also geared towards improving the human condition as well as our planet. He was an easy target for people's scorn as he was victime to the twisted circumstances and abberations of the human mind. With a healthy dose of enabling and parasitic relationships.

    His contributions to music, entertainment, dance, showmanship can never be denied. Nor can any living thing be stagnant and remain exactly the same forever. Now he can finally rest in peace. His life is a great American story.
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    LoveHandles promoted this comment MelitaPolyhymnia was starred MelitaPolyhymnia was unstarred
    Image of LoveHandles LoveHandles
    09/04/09

    @MelitaPolyhymnia: Gawker. can we please get some kind of "demote" button or something? I feel like I'm on Huffingtonpost. I have to shower now.
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    Image of Sally Tomato Sally Tomato
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    They fucking cut into Chelsea Lately to cover the funeral. Pffft.
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    Image of Oldboy Oldboy
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    70 Days? He must really reek.
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    DeadliestSin promoted this comment Oldboy was starred Oldboy was unstarred
    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    09/04/09

    @Oldboy: Last I checked, plastics take years to decompose.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    You forgot the most important part. Corey Feldman was there!
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    Image of sandinista sandinista
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    sharpton tweeted the funeral.
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    The Real JR promoted this comment sandinista was starred sandinista was unstarred
    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    09/04/09

    @sandinista: And this an't even snark it's true.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    Anyone check the box and see if he's in there?
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    Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again promoted this comment Martiniman was starred Martiniman was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    09/04/09

    @Martiniman: Um, yeah. That's my question too. Because I know Joe would have him taxidermied or mummified like King Tut and hit the road with the Michael Jackson 1st Annual Zombie Tour--and if I were on the marketing team, I'd push it as "The Real Thriller."
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    Image of MargotheDoeEyedFMachine MargotheDoeEyedFMachine
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    Lisa Marie Prestley? Guess who is spinning in his grave--again?
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    sarrible promoted this comment MargotheDoeEyedFMachine was starred MargotheDoeEyedFMachine was unstarred
    Image of Xinnix Xinnix
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    Barry Bonds? Disgusting. I hope it's over.
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    katekate is squared promoted this comment Xinnix was starred Xinnix was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    09/04/09

    @Xinnix: I love that THAT's what disgusts you about this.
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    Edited by katekate is squared at 09/04/09 10:49 AM katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of plasticene plasticene
    08/31/09

    In reply to Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop
    These kids were created by moonbeams and poprocks. Let 'em be.
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    Image of WhiteMan'sBourbon WhiteMan'sBourbon
    08/31/09

    In reply to Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop
    The family could easily clear this up by issuing a Blanket statement.
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    18thCFox promoted this comment WhiteMan'sBourbon was starred WhiteMan'sBourbon was unstarred
    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    09/01/09

    @White Man's Bourbon: Nice.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    08/31/09

    In reply to Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop
    I thought it was widely known that Miko Brando was Blanket's bio-dad. the kid does have more than a passing resemblance to the young Miko and young Christian.

    As for McCauley Culkin, it was rumored he was the father of Prince I, but he would have been 16 at the time of the 'donation", and that would have been super creepy.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08/31/09

    In reply to Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop

    Just LOOK at the kid. Isn't it obvious? The daddy is L.Ron Hubbard.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    08/31/09

    In reply to Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop
    No snark: I hope these kids turn out okay.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Airvault was starred Airvault was unstarred
    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    08/31/09

    @Airvault: Agreed, but we're hoping for something impossible.
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    Steverino Begins promoted this comment power_stroke was starred power_stroke was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    08/31/09

    @power_stroke: I don't think it's necessarily impossible for them to get over the loss of their dad. The sad thing to me is that I think the public scrutiny of the rest of their lives is what could do the most damage.
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    Image of PikaDar Brisetout PikaDar Brisetout
    08/31/09

    In reply to Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop
    I'm still sad about Mr. Rogers. Now there was musician with a message.

    I do believe that the first sentence in last paragraph could have been, "Really, this shit must stop." Enough. Poor kids.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Edited by PikaDar Brisetout at 08/31/09 1:20 AM PikaDar Brisetout was starred PikaDar Brisetout was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/31/09

    @PikaDar Brisetout: I think the entire post could have been "Really, this shit must stop."
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    Edited by MissNormaDesmond at 08/31/09 1:27 AM MissNormaDesmond was starred MissNormaDesmond was unstarred
    Image of PikaDar Brisetout PikaDar Brisetout
    08/31/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: I so love you.
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    Image of PikaDar Brisetout PikaDar Brisetout
    08/31/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Andrew...
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