Typical: Online Voters Pick Nerdiest NYC Condom Possible

The NYC Department of Health recently held a contest looking for a new package design for their free NYC-brand condoms. Online voters, the worst kind of voters, cast their ballots and chose the second worse one.
Microsoft's New $300 Million Strategy: Random YouTube People
Everyone is basically in agreement that the advertising market next year is going to suck—even your precious internet ads! So I guess it's appropriate that Microsoft's $300 million ad campaign, which started out with such an ineffective burst of star power, has now been reduced to using videos submitted by you, the…
Oh That's Embarrassing
Some of Microsoft's new $300 million ad campaign was produced on Macs. Ooo, burn. [PC World via Adscam]
Seinfeld, Bill Gates Waste 90 Seconds Not Talking About Microsoft
Less than two weeks after Microsoft confirmed that it had picked the Mac-loving Jerry Seinfeld as its new endorser, this ad with Seinfeld and Bill Gates is everywhere. And it is awful. I mean, it's kind of engaging to see this half-billionaire comedian kicking it in a shoe store with the many-billionaire Microsoft…
Williamsburg Residents Getting Their iMacs Stolen Left and Right
There's been a spate of robberies in the post-collegiate hipster paradise neighborhood of Williamsburg, reports the Brooklyn Paper. We noticed that much of the stolen booty was Apple-related, and graphed it out for further analysis. Out of all computers stolen, 78% were Macs. Click on the thumbnail to see our pie…
