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"I'm 50. And Mostly Like to Stretch."
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gossip roundup
Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney's sporting a new "spare tire," Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More »
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Comment by Sweetie: I find it entirely unsurprising that Brittany would enjoy a national cuisine that seems to revolve around oddly flavored potato... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Pop Culture Aneurysm
Madonna's Michael Jackson Tribute at O2 Arena
Michael Jackson was supposed to perform a series of concerts at 02 arena; speculation has been that the preparation may or may not have been what killed him. Madonna performed there last night, and threw down for Jackson in tribute. More »
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By Foster KamerComment by CoffeyWasHere: I mean really, in the 80's Madonna and MJ were like PB&(M)J. Save for maybe Prince and Bruce Springsteen, Madonna... 7 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Vanessa Minillo is No Longer Nick Lachey's Everything
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo bite the dust, Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend will be on the next season of J&K+8, Lindsay Lohan tries to pick up Justin Timberlake in a club and Megan Fox almost burns down a Louisiana town. More »
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Comment by ms.conniving: Oh Zachary Quinto, how I had hoped you weren't gay. But watching the steak man try to give you his... 5 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Megan Fox Explains Her Smoldering Disdain for Fat Kids Bearing Flowers
Megan Fox cites confusion in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is developing a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an absolute pain in the arse girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel's new man is shagging fashion editors. More »
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Comment by CorradoJr.: Why the need to call that kid fat? Explain away, Cajun Boy. 7 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
The Moon and the Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan Once Again
Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. More »
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Comment by momof3wildkids: If you've been married three times, something is wrong no matter how old you are. 31 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Megan Fox is Totally, Painfully Single
Megan Fox affirms that she's single and looking, Sienna Miller claims to have never been on a date or had a one-night stand, Susan Boyle is suffering from exhaustion, and Jon and Kate celebrate their anniversary apart. More »
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Comment by dado: Why can't I see Megan Fox's thumbs in that picture? 5 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Chris Brown and Rihanna Back Together Again
Chris Brown and Rihanna attend Game 4 of the NBA Finals, Paris Hilton has a raunchy rebound hookup with soccer star Ronaldo, Paul Shaffer almost played George Costanza on Seinfeld, Megan Fox has genetically-deformed thumbs and Madonna adopts another African. More »
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Comment by juustuunder: I am kind of turned off by Megan Fox now. Those thumbs are gross. 3 Responses | Other threads
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(un)fitness
Gwyneth Paltrow's Celeb Trainer: Financial Charlatan
Indianapolis Monthly has a very long and very sordid piece about the many financial foibles of Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. [Jezebel] -
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Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
Spencer and Heidi implode on the set of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Madonna and Kate Hudson kinda almost get into a catfight, Billy Bob Thornton's daughter is charged in an infant's death, and Lori Petty spent the weekend in the slammer after getting arrested for DUI. More »
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Comment by PamBeesley: It makes me sad that Lou Diamond Phillips is on that crappy show. He used to be so great. La... 5 Responses | Other threads
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people's parties
Madonna Keeps Boytoy Gift for Herself at Gay Birthday Party
All the pretty, fabulous people were at Lorenzo Martone's birthday party at soon-to-open club Avenue last night, meaning I wasn't there. Luckily a photographer was! The party, thrown by Martone's boyfriend Marc Jacobs, played host to many gliterrati, including Madonna and her maybe-boyfriend, model Jesus Luz. More pictures are here. -
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Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Naked and Beautiful
This is an oil painting, by Scottish artist Peter Howson, that a nude Madonna and her now ex-husband Guy Ritchie sat for back in 2005. It is being auctioned off in Glasgow, and is expected to go for some £22,000. Image via Getty.
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Comment by onebadclam: Madonna gets to check another item off her list of media in which to get naked. Next up, chainsawed... 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Will Kanye and Rihanna Be the Next Jay-Z and Beyonce?
Rihanna may be getting over Chris Brown by boning Kanye West, Jesus Luz puts Madonna in the "friend zone," Mike Tyson's 4 year-old daughter is on life support after accidentally hanging herself with an electric cord, and Brooke Shields expresses regret for not slutting around when she was young. More »
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Comment by Sweetie: Isn't low self-esteem supposed to make you lose your virginity earlier rather than later? 7 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Carrie Prejean Just Can't Keep Her Top On
More Carrie Prejean topless photos have emerged, real topless photos, Bob Barker and Betty White are about to kill each other over an elephant, and Nick Cannon is sick of Eminem talking about Mariah. More »
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Comment by tudobem: Ok. All joking aside, am I the ONLY woman under 35 without topless pics floating around? I don't get it!... 10 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Whispers of a Mel Gibson Love Child
Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate is blessed with bisexual rocker-dom; Lindsay Lohan's sister has been baptized into mega-decauchery; and Mel Gibson's family will be born into sin. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by DevilsAvocado: Back in the day, I used to go clubbing with La Minogue. And everyone towers over her. Extreme lace-up LVs... 14 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Kiefer Sutherland Head-Butts Only When a Woman's Honor is at Stake
Rihanna probably doesn't care that her outfit made people wonder if she's lesbian and Kiefer Sutherand is unrepentant about attacking a designer at SubMercer. But Kirstie Alley is ashamed of her 83 new pounds. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Mount_Prion: The spirit of Wesley Willis is back, and it's possessed Kiefer Sutherland! Freak out hell bus! 5 Responses | Other threads
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pic of the day
Madonna Feeds Head After Midnight
Popular Detroit-area songstress Madonna arrives at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala with her manager and her mogwai. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
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By PareeneComment by belltolls: This was at a Baalywood premiere? 1 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
No One Going to Met Costume Gala, It's Too Crowded
No one is attending this party tonight except everyone. Plus: John Mayer is single and Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't. And lots of people from the '90s are still totally relevant! More »
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By PareeneComment by LvV: I thought Kate and Naomi were great friends. I know they were at some point. What happened? 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
LiLo Ex Shamefaced, At Least One Woman NOT a Whore says P6, Demi and Madge on Cougar Night
Stars and models and waitresses seek to salvage or repair their slutty reputations. Starring: John Mayer! Tina Brown! Lindsay Lohan! AND one lucky Waitress. More »
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By Joshua SteinComment by VoxPopuli: All Lindsay and Harry had in common was their appreciation for pink taco, apparently. 2 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Madonna's Concubine Snubbed By Model Mafia
Lindsay Lohan is scared of food, Brad Pitt is scared of his ex-bodyguard and New York models are frightened and jealous of Jesus Luz. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by iplaudius: Maybe the issue is that Jesus Luz, while undeniably beautiful, has a look that is neither unique nor "now" enough... 14 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Jamie Lynn Spears' Beau Recovering In Hospital After Escape Attempt
News of Kate Winslet's butt, and of Heidi and Spencer's wedding. Which are sort of the same thing. Madonna welcomes Jesus into her heart, while Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend almost made it. More »
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Comment by CaptainFantastic: Also, Kate Winslet is aging like a fine Bordeaux. 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Kelly Bensimon Accused of Owl Theft
More bad news for Kelly Bensimon. A socialite gets engaged, and an actress turns 30. Plus the requisite Jennifer Aniston sadness news and word of Madonna's continued disgraces. More »
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Comment by crotchety: Is that the hotly contested owl pendant design shown right there in that photo? If so I don't think Celeste... 7 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Madonna
Madonna has had a terrible riding accident and is recuperating in the Hamptons. Other celebrities have done things too, but not horse-related things. More »KilledSlightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
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Comment by El Matardillo: Maybe Madonna can ride Sarah Jessica Parker for a little while. 9 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Gwyneth Paltrow's Trash-Talking Is Entertainingly Inept
Kevin Spacey can't go shoe shopping without hanging out in secret back rooms; Madonna can't get rid of her boy toy and Gwyneth Paltrow can't keep secrets. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Plawf: Gwyneth Paltrow named her child after a fruit. Where you expecting her to be the most discerning actress in hollywood? 12 Responses | Other threads
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real estate porn
Madonna's New NYC Crash Pad
Madonna, a song singer, paid $40 million to some lucky bastard for a townhouse on the UES. It reminds her of London, they say! Whatever. Here are some interior pictures of this rich, rich place: More »
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Comment by cellardoor: Why does every mega-wealthy person, no matter where they come from, end up with a manse filled with stuffy old... 8 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Madonna Should Just Adopt One of the Duggar Children
Madonna and Jolie want more babies, tennis players are lesbians, American Girls: Changes for Whitney, Miley Cyrus is a literary scholar, and Chris Brown is dating again. Shame. More »
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Comment by Shonna Harden: Wow...such hateful comments about the Duggar family. I guess tolerance is only for homosexuality huh? So they have... 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Bruce Springsteen, Accused Homewrecker
So wrong: While Billy Joel wonders if his third wife is cheating, and Bruce Springsteen's wife ponders whether he destroyed a marriage, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt prepare for a second blissful wedding. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Recently Newly Redundant: Bruce, you cheated on your bland previous wife with Patti--don't think we've forgotten! 10 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Michael Phelps' New York Bender
It's all relative: Madonna's way less grounded than her ex; Vancouverites are higher than Britney Spears; Tina Fey is as folksy as her neighbor; and Michael Phelps isn't quite the drunkest clubber. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by DevilsAvocado: He may be the most awesomest athlete of all time. But, to me, he'll always just be Beaker's doppelganger (Beaker... 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Paris Hilton Engaged to Future Ex-Fiancé
Madonna banished the children she has to focus on feeling terrible about the one she can't have. Paris Hilton, meanwhile, now has what she couldn't, so who knows if she'll want it much longer. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by CaptainFantastic: Minor league baseball player? Really Paris? This is just a The Simple Life set-up, right? If not, welcome to the... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Madonna Is Not As Think As You Drunk She Is
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gossip roundup
No Malawi Adoption For Madonna
Every unhappy family is dysfunctional in its own way: J. Lo is ambivalent about more Marc Anthony babies; MSNBC kids are jealous of their new sibling and Madonna's adoption was thwarted. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by meg9: I'm actually glad that madonna was turned down. Her public behavior doesn't show someone who is providing a stable environment... 21 Responses | Other threads
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ray of light
Photoshop Of Horrors
In the post-Photoshop pictures from Hard Candy Madonna is bathed in a strange alien glow that obscures every line on her face, but she looks pretty good in the "before" pictures too. [World Of Wonder] [Jezebel]
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By MargaretComment by bluebears: YES! what was wrong with the before picture. She looks ten times edgier and "harder" in it which I would... 11 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
The Barron Hilton Train Wreck Continues
New beginnings can be heartbreaking: John Mayer's new breakup song sounds ridiculous and transparent, but Paris Hilton's brother's new life plan is even worse. Way worse. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): poor Barron (LOVE the name. Really.) is just crying out for attention-- Pay attention to me!! I'm ALMOST as smart... 5 Responses | Other threads
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art
The Crucifixion of OctoMom
Pancake painter to the stars Dan Lacey has completed his second painting suggested by you, the Gawker readers: OctoMom upon the cross, as Angelina and Madonna worship her. More »
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Comment by scroll_lock: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Krap™ could really turn his image around if he learned from this guy. Crazed eyes instead... 5 Responses | Other threads
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translations
'She's Grown Up'
The New York Daily News sez: It's now fair to masturbate to Madonna's 12-year-old.
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Comment by Elevendy: Wake me up when she's out of her skull motif phase. 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
No Celebrity Should Ever Have a Baby, Ever Again
Mickey Rourke dates strange ladies, Frankie Delgado is a jerk, and so much celebrity-baby news that you might just never want to have a baby yourself, thus ending the human race. And on a Monday! More » -
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Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
It's Friday, everyone's turning the page. Madonna wants a new Malawi baby; Method Man promises to pay his taxes and it's Dylan Ratigan's last day to yell at his CNBC producer on camera. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Rumpelstilskin: Instead of Killing Kittens, why not Pounding Puppies? Mauling Minnows? Carnal Canaries? 5 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Jade Goody Dies at 27
Reality star Jade Goody has died of cancer. Elsewhere, people continue to get married and have babies, or adopt babies and fire those babies' nannies. More »
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Comment by freedc: Richard, I think I can say I've never loved a stranger as much as I love you. 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
The Rihanna Sex Tape No One Wants To See
A day for relationship regrets: The author of The Manny is losing her husband-y; Madonna's pet model realized she's a control freak; and Rihanna's many regrets supposedly include a sex tape. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Private Hangnail: Jesus was just trying to call Guy Ritchie to see what he did when his water bowl was near dry... 2 Responses | Other threads
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You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
MTV is using rock stars and their super-sluttiness to teach all Brazilians about safe sex. Thanks, Madonna and Mick Jagger, you sluts! And thanks to everyone you screwed, as well. More »
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Comment by Rumpelstilskin: There was a hilarious web site of three or four rock groupies who rated the sexual talents and endowments of... 7 Responses | Other threads
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