Study: White People Think Black People Are More Likely to Be Magic
Ever wonder why some white people are so mortally afraid of black bodies? One possible, research-supported answer: they think black people are legit warlocks.
Dogs Adorably Misunderstand How Basic Magic Works
Things dogs understand: Treats. Doritos. Rubbing their furry butts on a soft carpet. Things dogs don't really get: Illusions. The magical arts and sciences. Deception.
'Sorcerer' Helps Women Get Over Bad Breakups By Sleeping With Them
A man claiming to be a sorcerer with magical healing powers was arrested this week after he allegedly convinced at least one woman that she had to have sex with him in order to get over a bad breakup.
Labor Day Is a Scam To Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
Labor Day is a complete rip-off. Labor isn't celebrated at all—instead, a single day's break from labor is celebrated. You might think this is a stupid thing to care about, because Labor Day is really just about getting drunk in your yard, again. But that's actually evidence of this very successful con job pulled on…
Meet The Man with the Magic Beard
For reasons that remain upsettingly unclear, photojournalist Ben Garvin of the St. Paul Pioneer Press was compelled to shave off his majestic facial hair.
Skechers Now Sending Money to Idiots Who Bought Magic Shoes
A new class of debonair Jay Gatsbys has emerged to instant wealth (and, presumably, inevitable tragedy) this week, as the Federal Trade Commission began parceling out $40M in checks to idiotic lazy boneses all over this great land. Office workers; toll booth operators; big boned teen girls with body types that might…
Reporter Freaks Out After Magician Blows Her Mind
It might have been a little too 6:45 on a Monday morning for KTLA's feature reporter Allie Mac Kay when part-time sorcerer Justin Willman decided to blow her mind with a very loud illusion, but her reaction was pure magic.
Well, That's One Way to Steal a Smooch: Magician's Card Trick 'Requires' a Kiss from Participants In Order to Work
YouTuber prankster Stuart Edge (nee Edgington) has made something of a name for himself producing videos that involve finding "clever" ways to "trick" Brigham Young University's female student body into giving him and his pals free kisses.
This Mesmerizing Sleight of Hand Routine is Absurdly Amazing
Yann Frisch is an award-winning French magician who has spent a lifetime perfecting a single trick: Cups and balls.
eBay Is Now Banning the Sale of Curses, Spells, and Other Magic
Sorry to have to ruin your Halloween plans, but starting in September, eBay will no longer allow the sale of hexes, spells, magic potions, curses, prayers, healing sessions, or any of the other awesome stuff the world's friendly witches and warlocks provide.
Sex is ‘Beautiful,’ ‘Magic,’ and ‘Cool’: The Hypnotic Ramblings of Miley Cyrus
The Internet was all abuzz Tuesday after someone noticed Miley Cyrus, whose recent bomb LOL featured her in her first cinematic sex scene, said sex was "beautiful," "magic," and "cool" in an interview last week.
Someone Is Getting Kicked Out of the Magicians' Alliance
Teller, the half of magic duo Penn & Teller whose voice was stolen by a vengeful warlock centuries ago, is suing a Dutch magician illusionist who is threatening to reveal the secret behind one of his most iconic tricks.
Don't Make Women's Bras 'Disappear' During Public Meetings
Opening public meetings with a magic trick or two can help you engage with your audience and ease them into the seemingly endless boredom-torture to come—but use discretion! Tricks that involve disappearing coins are probably fine. Tricks that involve disappearing women's undergarments are probably... not fine?
'The Next Harry Potter' Is About Circus Magicians
Announcement: The "next Harry Potter" is going to be The Night Circus, a historical fiction series about dueling 19C circus magicians written by a never-before-published writer named Erin Morgenstern. The Night Circus is happening, whether you like it or not.

