Ron Paul Aims to Keep Screwing With Romney

Can we always call him "feisty Ron Paul" the way Steve Peoples of the Associated Press does? In an AP article republished by MSNBC, Paul reflects on his chances in Maine, which he believes are good. Romney can probably stand to lose another one of these caucuses, right? And a Paul win would bring his name back into…
You Can Now Enroll in Marijuana State University
Ray Logan has opened enrollment for his Marijuana State University, a three-hour workshop in Maine that teaches people how to grow marijuana in their homes. Logan is one of the nearly 1,000 people in the state who have a medicinal marijuana prescription. And now he's sharing his green thumb with the world.
Boy with No Hands Wins Handwriting Contest
Let us take a break, now, from our daily diet of sarcasm and filth for a heartwarming tale: Nicholas Maxim, a boy born with arms that end at the elbow, won educational publisher Zaner-Bloser's annual National Handwriting Contest this year. A fifth grader at Readfield Elementary School in Readfield, Maine, he beat…
Feds Want Their Maine Labor Mural Money Back
The federal government is intervening in the great labor mural crisis of Maine, where snippy Tea Party Gov. Paul LePage ordered a 36-foot mural of the state's labor history removed the state's Department of Labor because a couple of businessmen didn't like it.
Ski Lift Accident in Maine Injures Several, Strands Hundreds
A broken chairlift at Maine's Sugarloaf Mountain injured at least three skiers and hundreds were being evacuated off of the chairlift after being stuck in the freezing cold. Good thing a CNN employee is on the lift to report back!
Obamas' Vacation Comes to an End
The Obamas' Maine vacation has come to an end. Back to the grind, Barack.
The President's Guide to Vacationing in Maine
The first family is going to Maine! President Obama, the first lady, and Malia and Sasha are flying in on Friday to spend the weekend on Mount Desert Island. But what will they do? We have recommendations!
New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Paul Baldwin is a 49-year-old man from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. As of June, Baldwin has been arrested 154 times for arson, trespassing, receiving stolen property and theft, among others offenses. His most recent arrest was for stealing 48 beers.
DNC Failed to Tell Anyone How to Vote For Gay Marriage
This should surprise no one but Obama's campaign organization, which has swallowed the DNC, failed to do any organizing for the Maine gay marriage vote, though it did email Maine volunteers asking them to make calls for Jon Corzine.
Whoops, Barack Obama Forgot to Care About the Gays Again
Congratulations to the National Organization For Marriage, a group dedicated to making sure a large segment of the population cannot get married, on their successful campaign to scare people in Maine.
Gay Marriage Hits Maine
Now the gathering storm of Gay Marriage has tsunamied all over Maine. Not Maine! That's where the Bushes live!
