Meh. For $200., you can go to a Wal-Mart in Kentucky and get a full delivery pallet of Twinkies, which you can actually eat, and Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Orly Taitz, Glenn Beck and Bill O to eat them with you. Oh, and Lurleen Clampett, whose work is oft-featured on Regretsy.com.
For $200,000 I want Dorothy Parker and Alexander Woolcott to rise from the dead and have a cupcake car race with me whilst reciting poetry. I will accept no less, not in this economy.
@Notes from the underwhelmed: If Pride and Prejudice with Zombies could work, this could work too. Although "Enough Rope" would be even harder to bear, at least for the author.
Aren't there like several network television shows about this same exact thing? The Mentalist, that other one about some magical type guy who can read minds or some such, and Psych, the adorably campy show about seeing thread on a rug and solving a murder with lots of 80's references and white man/black man shtick? So why are we thinking this movie will fail? Is it because Pacino now looks all tough and wrinkly like a 5 hr old turkey sausage link from IHop? Or is it because of Dicaprio's unfailing ability to annoy just everyone by playing tough-guy types with his baby face and Jack of the Titanic whisper-voice?
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Roz Chast is the Artichoke Steamer of this set.
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