Andy Dick Inspires Enthusiastic Drive-By Ambivalence

One time I was walking down the street in New York City and there was this carload of teenagers. Bumper-to-bumper traffic. They were just packed in there like a circus act. They saw me and started screaming, "We love you, Andy Dick. We're your number one fans!" And I'm like, I love you, too. Rock on. I kept walking.…