who cares? from what I've been made to understand (from a toppish ex-DC'er), guys in DC spend so much time getting over at work, all they want is to be dominated in bed. I mean, who cares if he's got a bigger handle if you're just using it as a grip?
As our national self esteem drops to the pits of hell, size seems to becoming more and more of an issue. What I want to know is, has anyone ever been able to tie theirs in a knot?
Forget length - if I can fit my index finger and thumb around it and have room to spare - it's not a dick, it's a pretzel stick. Haven't you heard the ads? Ladies want girth. In fact, after a few kids, that thermos on the counter looks enticiing....
@MncinglyWhordL'mer: You're going to have to clue me in on that one - or maybe I'd rather you didn't? Are you implying my nether regions would actually echoooooo? Mercifully, my babies were small. Phew! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
is it my imagination or was there a time when gawker wasn't run by prissy schoolmarms? i swear every other post on here is some uptight TSK TSK these days.
I am sure some closet case from a Rupert Murdoch publication is just using his pics.
So, has "skiing" really become such a common metaphor? New one: "I really enjoy Christmas with Bing Crosby" as in "Let it snow! Let it snow Let it snow!"
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5.5 inches results from the inclusion of Lady Gaga on the average.
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Which leads me to a new thought: you can in fact judge a man by the size of his partners hands.
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Further reading:
[wordsmoker.com]
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Nah. If you're born to be a lemon, you can never be a peach.
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Nah. If you're born to be a lemon, you can never be a peach.
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And, ergo, that God hates women.
Case closed.
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There. Fixed it for you.
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why, hello
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So, has "skiing" really become such a common metaphor? New one: "I really enjoy Christmas with Bing Crosby" as in "Let it snow! Let it snow Let it snow!"
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Seriously, is there anything better than doing a line off a hard dick?
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