This doesn't seem right. Oprah tells us she cares about us. If this were true she would not be working with mass murderous livestock robofarmers. Oprah, it's not all about the money is it? (And how much are the bad guys into you for? 60, 70, 80%? Do you have to launder money through Antigua to pay them?)
Poor Oprah, she's like the weird kid who keeps giving away his lunch AND his allowance so someone will sit by him in the cafeteria. Except that she has already bought all the friends anyone could ever want. We get it, Oprah. You want to be our friend. You're nice. You want to give us cars and inedible fast food. Thanks! You've done your penance, really, it's okay to stop now.
BREAKING: Kentucky Fried Panda is accepting the Oprah coupons. Said to be "Finger Ling Ling good!" (Copyright (c) George Meyer of "The Simpsons.") The Chinese UN ambassador has lodged a formal protest in the Security Council. Trade war imminent.
Wait a minute...people actually WANT explosive diarrhea?
Hell, just drink some old milk, it'll have the same effect as two pieces of KFC "chicken".
Really, how do you KNOW it's "chicken". Because they TELL you? HA. From what I hear "waterboarding" isn't "torture" so as far as I'm concerned you can call anything ANYTHING and have it mean...umm, NOTHING.
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She creeps me out, sorry about the tirade.
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(Actually, Gawker, where have the hearts gone today?)
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He looks less Klanny now.
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Wait a minute...people actually WANT explosive diarrhea?
Hell, just drink some old milk, it'll have the same effect as two pieces of KFC "chicken".
Really, how do you KNOW it's "chicken". Because they TELL you? HA. From what I hear "waterboarding" isn't "torture" so as far as I'm concerned you can call anything ANYTHING and have it mean...umm, NOTHING.
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Goddamn it, you're annoying
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