The Knockout Game Is Real
Sunny Obama celebrated Christmas at the White House Wednesday with the traditional Felling of a Small Blonde Child in Festive Dress.
Man Saves His Dog from Sinking Yacht, Then Comes Back for Wife
A man forced to abandon his yacht after running into a reef and nearly capsizing chose to help his dog ashore before returning to rescue his wife.
Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle
An Arkansas man paralyzed from the waist down told police he awoke Monday morning to a "burning pain," only to find his dog chewing on a ball. His ball, that is.
Man's Best Friend Eats His Infected Toe, Saves His Life
Jerry Douthett wouldn't get his severely infected toe examined. Then one night, after drinking "five or six beers" and "huge margaritas," he passed out and his dog, Kiko, crawled into bed and ate his big toe. It saved Jerry's life.
Et tu, Fifi?
Isolated and out-of-power, Jacques Chirac has given away his dog after multiple bitings.
