Mansion Falling Off Cliff Is Now Burning Off Cliff

The owners of the 4,000-square-foot mansion currently dangling off a cliff near Texas' Lake Whitney decided to hasten their home's demise by setting it on fire Friday afternoon.

The owners of the 4,000-square-foot mansion currently dangling off a cliff near Texas' Lake Whitney decided to hasten their home's demise by setting it on fire Friday afternoon.

Heidi Montag is slagged off by Andy Cohen; the Playboy Mansion sickens dozens, while Levi Johnston's sister announces her intention to pose in the magazine. The precipitating factors ofPete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's divorce become clear. Chaos reigns in Saturday's gossip roundup.
• Water Taxi Beach opens at the South Street Seaport this weekend. [GS]
• Danny Meyer has decided against bidding on Tavern on the Green's lease. But Seth Greenberg and Dean Poll are still in the running. [NYP]
• Alan Richman's list of "the 25 best pizzas you'll ever eat" is online. [GQ]
• A drug racket that served up…
• Ties are no longer required at the '21' Club. [Eater]
• The team behind Mansion is filing for bankruptcy; promoter Joey Morrissey will be taking over the space and renaming it M2. [P6]
• Kurve has five days to pay $52,253 in back rent or it faces eviction. [Eater]
• Martha Stewart says East 10th Street is the new…