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    CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million

    Countess Divorceé Will Have to Make Do With $55 Mil

    Rich Man Regrets Buying Mistress All That Lingerie

    Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy

    Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby

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    Image of Forgetitjake Forgetitjake
    07/19/09

    In reply to CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
    There is no such thing as a Nordic duchess. Not since the middle ages. Denmark, Norway, zero dukes, zero duchesses. Iceland, Finland, are you out of your mind? Sweden, well of course snobby Sweden has the name, even if it doesn't really have the thing. The royal princes and princesses of Sweden got permission to call themselves dukes and duchesses of various Swedish ruralities no further back than 30 years ago but what they actually are is a lot of meaningless little dicks and dickesses.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    07/19/09

    In reply to CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
    baroness? you're being paged to this thread, please..
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/19/09

    In reply to CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
    Er, somehow I missed the detail about his owning a penthouse in 740 Park before now. If he's looking to remarry, I might know someone...
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/18/09

    In reply to CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
    I'm a little late to this story but just a couple of quick items:

    1) Exactly how evil is United Technologies?
    2) I think I had a little fling with her at a Festival in Malmo. She was sooooo clingy.
    3) Why did she owe him a $1.5M tax debt? Did they play Empire and Colonies? Did he tax her personally? Was this a part of their strenuous role-playing? "Oh-oh-oh, lower my basis...! Yes, yes... adjusted gross, adju-sted-grooooooooos!"
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    07/19/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Maybe on the 1.5 mil it was like, I bet you won't get that Swedish townhouse off me, gold digger!" And then after he was like, yeah, we're good...
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    07/18/09

    In reply to CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
    Exactly how much sex did she want? How much is too much? Just ... errrr ... curious.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/19/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: I had to reread that because usually it's the other way around...
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/19/09

    @htotheomo: I think "my wife wants too much sex from me" is code for "I'm schtupping someone else."
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    07/19/09

    @Claire Buoyant: And especially when it also means "Honey I'm gay."
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    Image of Nick Douglas Nick Douglas
    07/20/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Seriously! Ma'am, I will gladly let you sex me all you want, and when we split up you can keep half the money!
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/18/09

    In reply to CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
    An estate in Argentina

    Seems mighty convenient. I know somebody who's looking for love down there.
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    Image of Caius Caius
    07/18/09

    @Claire Buoyant: But does she know how to hike?
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/17/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé Will Have to Make Do With $55 Mil
    He had to divorce her, it was a matter of life (after death) and death. Look at the bloodsucker, he obviously was not receiving nourishment from that Ice Queen's blood.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/14/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
    So the bid-ask is $43 mil and $100 mil? The savings of "a little in divorce payouts" that you find "fascinating"= $57 mil. No wonder he's fighting - his self-esteem and dignity ain't worth $57 extra-large.
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    Image of irishbreakfast irishbreakfast
    07/14/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
    Dude's not only a world-class pussy, can't he afford a thesaurus? "supercillious," "swaggering," "disdainful" would all be better than nattering on about "imperious." Overweening, anyone?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/14/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
    Somewhere there is a first wife laughing her ass off.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/14/09

    @son of spam: You mean, the one he was married to for 30+ years and had 3 children with? And what do you bet the kids are helping to convince Dad to preserve that inheritance, what with all they and Mom went through?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @son of spam: Indeed. Oh spammy, this post is taking me back to March, when the world of Gawker was still a cozy little vespiary of sexy fun and the safe words were "Vera scarf." But now our comrades are falling by the wayside. Why, TableNine and saythatscool have been killed and Captain Fantastic lost his star. I think I'm pretty much done here.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: I haven't seen scrollock around here in quite some time either.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @crotchety: I know, and quel drag.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: I jut found her in Gossip Roundup. All is not lost.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: Capt. Fantastic lost his star, and crazy momo found it. Bizarro World.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    Bunch of farkakteh, dicked-up nonsense this is. I'm going to beat that Foster Kamer like a red-handed stepchild when I catch his punk ass.@FormerEnglishMajor:
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: Hey, why would you care about your customer base if you let your product fall into disrepair?
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    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: Sweet as honey, baby. Laughs at the bar and kisses in dark corners. Not any more. Why have commenters at all if the best ones get executed?
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    Image of newsnun newsnun
    07/14/09

    @son of spam: And somewhere is wife #3, probably having her diaper changed.

    Bookish - if you leave, then I have no reason to get on the internet.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @newsnun: I'll promote that! Check your PM, sweets.
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    Image of spotted-dog spotted-dog
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    okay my great-great-grandmother was born at number 10 downing street - the last birth there - so can i at least be a count? she's distantly related to a swedish guy who carries the title of count, so there.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/26/09

    @spotted-dog: Given that address, wouldn't requesting an Earldom be more appropriate? Although residents of 10 Downing St. are kind of forbidden to have titles while in residence, so..
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/26/09

    @spotted-dog: Just buy a title like everyone else. Blair must still be doing that on the side, not sure if he gets much commission on the Middle East envoy schtick.
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    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    I feel like a nagging wife when I point this out...but here goes:


    George David was Chairman of United Technologies Corp. He supposedly discussed UTC's potential takeover of 3M with his wife. He isn't/wasn't the CEO of 3M.

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    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    Didn't she have to duck sniper fire in St Moritz?
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    So did she invent Post-Its?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    Of course he doesn't mean to equate her with the dog-- He's KEEPING the DOG.
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