@Pope John Peeps II: Yah, a great countershot would be "You haunt me, I'll piss on your grave and tell everyone you died from some infected mouth herpes you got while blowing a cab driver."
Even as a ghostly figure, there's only so much you can do while dead vis a vis channel people via a Parker Brothers product, but alive? Wheeee!
Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe were both sex symbols groomed in the studio system, I'm sure both slept with a lot of people to get ahead and if they weren't on each other's life lists, they were probably closer than a "Kevin Bacon".
Scathing Marilyn Monroe rumor:
It took several hours for her body to make it to the medical examiner’s office after she was found in her home. It's rumored that some really big Hollywood players paid large sums to have some, erm, alone time with her, uh, body, before it was sent to the ME. Not saying this is true, or if it is, Tony Curtis was a member of Phi Beta Necro, but, yeah, eww. (Don’t ask me why I know these things.)
At any rate, I’d question some of these, "I slept with Marilyn" revelations 40 some odd years later.
@hilikusopus: In their last tour, instead of doing a solo like the rest of the girls, she did a fashion parade, because even she knows she can't sing. So I guess that makes her a decent judge of singing ability.
She's not replacing Paula Abdul; she's guest judging. Jeez, you guys need to waste waaaay more time watching this crap so that you have vested interest in following up on these stories. You are really throwing away your lives on all this "work" and "spending time with loved ones" junk.
Posh is not known for being an 'off-the-cuff' speaker. She's along the lines of Paula's gibberish, however, she sometimes makes sense. I doubt the story, however. Paula will be back, and probably paid handsomely. Right now, the producers of Idol are looking rather silly for giving Simon and that little guy he sleeps with a boatload of money without sharing it with the girls. Demand equal-pay Paula! Well, if you can form those words. Practice in the mirror for a little while.
@Cynner: It's painfully obvious they just want to dump Paula. Pretty sad. I'm sure Simon and Ry-Ry could come up with the money Paula wanted just from the loose change in their sofas.
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to those whose bodies are dessicated
and their tombs, desecrated
while death in honor's denigrated.
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What say you on your dying day,
Before your body does decay,
And for eternity you will lay?
"I got it on Ebay!"
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This is why I'm totally Team Cremation. This is tacky.
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I'm totally Team Cremation, but under the circumstances, I'd be ok with my living spouse to get 4 Mil to move my dead bones a few feet...
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Of course, her response should have been to look at a watch and say "you've got about fifteen more minutes, then".
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Even as a ghostly figure, there's only so much you can do while dead vis a vis channel people via a Parker Brothers product, but alive? Wheeee!
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Necrophilia: Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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It took several hours for her body to make it to the medical examiner’s office after she was found in her home. It's rumored that some really big Hollywood players paid large sums to have some, erm, alone time with her, uh, body, before it was sent to the ME. Not saying this is true, or if it is, Tony Curtis was a member of Phi Beta Necro, but, yeah, eww. (Don’t ask me why I know these things.)
At any rate, I’d question some of these, "I slept with Marilyn" revelations 40 some odd years later.
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