If anyone else finds them annoying, here's a non-fiction fable about those vindictive vixens for you. I went to pick up my daughter from her middle school. Just as I'm about to turn right into the parking lot a white landrover coming from the opposite direction cuts me off and enters the driveway first. They drive forward another twenty yards or so to the gate and then just stop, blocking all the parking spots to the right and left.

I idle for a moment thinking they're going to just back into a spot, but no. Instead, two Kardashians exit the vehicle and go to greet some goofy kid. They get back in the car and start to reverse. I honk to prevent them from backing into me. They honk. All Kardashians get out and lay into me. I tell them that they were extemely inconsiderate, driving in, blocking the parking spots, and then expecting someone to back out because they're too lazy to *turn the car around*.

They get VERY huffy and pouty and I could see they wanted to call OJ's lawyer to have me whacked summarily. With great difficulty, they negotiate a 3 point turn. Wait for it. As they drive by they all stick their heads out the window, look back and yell: "Asshole." Everyone else in the parking lot applauds vigorously.

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I am so looking forward to 2009, where I don't have to hear about the Mario Lopez's showing up at some dive at Daytona Beach and taking off his shirt, or see Carmen Electra looking tense to make sure she got her pic taken. I cannot wait until these people have to somehow find real jobs.

Remember when Dana Plato from "Diff'rent Strokes" was found working at a dry cleaners in Vegas a few years back? That is the job these people need to aspire to.

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