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    Image of Navin R Johnson Navin R Johnson
    11/17/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    New crazy interview question at Google: How many countries have a gross national product lower than the cost of Mayer's wedding? #zachbogue
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    Forget the Four Seasons... the top Google search result for "fairy tale wedding" dictates that Mayer & Bogue tie the knot here. #zachbogue
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    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    It all sounds pretty Bogue-us to me. #zachbogue
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    I hear you have to mail in your transcripts prior to receiving your invite. #zachbogue
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    "Even the invitation came wrapped in a heavy red velvet box, said a tipster."

    so. not. green. #zachbogue
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    Dear Unmarried People:

    When the time comes, (a) take a deep breath, (b) say to yourself, "Other than our parents, no one wants to come to a fucking wedding" and (c) plan accordingly.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone Else #zachbogue
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/16/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Unless there's free food and razor scooters. #zachbogue
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    11/16/09

    @pureblarney: ahem, or an open bar. #zachbogue
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/16/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Well, if they’re actually friends, I kind of like the wedding as a reunion, drinking with old friends and all that. #zachbogue
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/16/09

    Dear Wedding Guest,
    Don't forget the gift.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/16/09 3:54 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/16/09

    @iplaudius: Perhaps I overstated the issue. I just think that a three day wedding extravaganza in mid-December is intrusive. Pick a Saturday at a venue where you can afford an open bar and have fun. The wedding described here (and many that I attended in the past ten years) don't seem to take the guests into account and seem wildly indulgent.

    I guess I'm really trying to say: You're not Grace Kelly and this ain't Monaco. #zachbogue
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    11/16/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I’ll be quoting that last line at some point soon. #zachbogue
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    Image of random_play random_play
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    But she did invent cupcakes and 41 shades of blue, right?

    That photo is fabulous. #marissamayer
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    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    She looks cute, and I like the outfit. It’s futuristic enough; the robotic sheen is good for her position and image. But I wish they had found a yellow or orange ball for the shoot—too much red.

    The real-life clutter in the background isn’t working either. You need a creative director to select a set of diverse objects that suggest office clutter and googly-randomness—but not actual clutter. #marissamayer
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Her voice is graaaaaaaating. Good for her for being in the right place at the right time and being smart, too. Now go away. #marissamayer
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    Image of GooberSaysHey GooberSaysHey
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    I'm always curious about the real scoop when I see shit like this. I've worked in many corporate situations, and there is always at least one cute executive who gets tons of credit by folks who don't know what's really up simply because they're cute and know how to play the corporate game. And I don't even mean stooping to sleeping their way up, I just mean it amazes me how well some people can make it seem as though they're all genius and shit just because they do okay in meetings. #marissamayer
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/10/09

    @GooberSaysHey: Exactly. Cute corporate queen. Snooze. #marissamayer
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    11/10/09

    @GooberSaysHey: YES. #marissamayer
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    You can always tell when the shoes are brought in for the photoshoot. Those 6-inches are utterly alien to her feet and she can't hide it. #marissamayer
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment Our Lady of the Massacre was starred Our Lady of the Massacre was unstarred
    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/10/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: How can you tell? Because they're supercute, or because they're skyscrapers? I don't think many women are used to wearing heels while they sit on medicine balls. #marissamayer
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    11/10/09

    @pureblarney: She just looks incredibly awkward in them, like they were handed to her literally 5 minutes before the photo was taken. If they were hers, she'd look comfortable in them no matter where she was sitting.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Wow, pretty AND smart?! [head explodes]

    Unblemished successful people are boring. Somebody wake me up when this plot line deviates. #marissamayer
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Headline: Only Woman in Office Deemed "Hot" #marissamayer
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    Does one ogle or oogle a Googler? #marissamayer
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    11/09/09

    In reply to The Time Marissa Mayer Invented Google
    If by "sunny" you mean hideous and boring. Everything Google makes looks like a Fisher Price toy. #marissamayer
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